Don't Look Up

"You guys, the truth is way more depressing. They are not even smart enough to be as evil as you're giving them credit for."

"Unless you assholes are taking me to the Batcave, fuck you for putting this hood on me."

"Everything is theoretically impossible, until it is done."

"We really did have everything, didn't we? I mean, when you think about it."

"But I also want to give a prayer for stuff. There’s dope stuff, like material stuff, like sick apartments and watches, and cars, and clothes and shit that could all go away and I don’t wanna see that stuff go away. So I’m gonna say a prayer for that stuff. Amen."

"Man... I timed this Molly perfectly."

"What' up, y'all? I'm the last man on Earth. Shit's all fucked up. Don't forget to like and subscribe. We out here."

"Yule: Dr. Mindy, can I be vulnerable in your car?"

"Yule: Dearest Father and Almighty Creator, we ask for Your grace tonight, despite our pride. Your forgiveness, despite our doubt. Most of all, Lord, we ask for Your love to soothe us through these dark times. May we face whatever is to come in Your divine will with courage and open hearts of acceptance. Amen."

"Benedict Drask: [screaming at approaching comet, trying to shoot it] You'll never take me alive!"

"Peter Isherwell: [about the "Brontorocs", a newly-discovered flightless bird] Whatever you do, don't pet them..."

"Jennifer Lawrence - Kate Dibiasky"

"Leonardo DiCaprio - Dr. Randall Mindy"

"Rob Morgan - Dr. Teddy Oglethorpe"

"Jonah Hill - Jason Orlean"

"Mark Rylance - Peter Isherwell"

"Tyler Perry - Jack Bremmer"

"Timothée Chalamet - Yule"

"Ron Perlman - Colonel Benedict Drask"

"Ariana Grande - Riley Bina"

"Scott Mescudi - DJ Chello"

"Himesh Patel - Phillip Kaj"

"Melanie Lynskey - June Mindy"

"Michael Chiklis - Dan Pawketty"

"Tomer Sisley - Adul Grelio"

"Paul Guilfoyle - US Air Force Lieutenant General Stuart Themes"

"Robert Joy - Congressman Tenant"

"Cate Blanchett - Brie Evantee"

"Meryl Streep - President Janie Orlean"