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"If you want to talk, you always have the guys at the diner. You don't need a girl if you wanna talk."
"When you're dating, everything is talking about sex. Where can we do it? Why can't we do it? Are you parents gonna be out so we can do it? Everything is always talkin' about getting sex, and then planning the wedding, all the details. But then, when you get married... it's crazy, I dunno. You can get it whenever you want it. You wake up in the morning and she's there. You come home from work and she's there. So all that sex planning talk is over with. And so is the wedding planning talk, 'cause you're already married. So... ya know I can come down here and we can bullshit the entire night away but I cannot hold a 5 minute conversation with Beth. I mean it's not her fault, I'm not blaming her, she's great... It's just, we got nothing to talk about... But it's good, it's good."
"All I did was I parked the car on a nice lonely road, I looked at her, and I said fuck or fight."
"Do you ever get the feeling that there's something going on that we don't know about?"
"[to his older brother] It's funny. You know, when I was a little kid I always wanted a brother. I told that to mom once and she said, "You have a brother". I said, "Oh, so that's who the asshole in the other bed is"."
"I'll hit you so hard, I'll kill your whole family."
"You know what word I'm not comfortable with? Nuance. It's not a real word. Like gesture. Gesture's a real word. With gesture you know where you stand. But nuance? I don't know. Maybe I'm wrong."
"We all know most marriages depend on a firm grasp of football trivia."
"TV customer: [watching a black and white television program in the showroom] Is this show in color, or is there something wrong with the set?"
"What they wanted most wasn't on the menu."
"Suddenly, life was more than french fries, gravy and girls."
"Steve Guttenberg - Edward 'Eddie' Simmons"
"Daniel Stern - Laurence 'Shrevie' Schreiber"
"Mickey Rourke - Robert 'Boogie' Sheftell"
"Kevin Bacon - Timothy Fenwick Jr."
"Tim Daly - William 'Billy' Howard"
"Ellen Barkin - Beth Schreiber"
"Paul Reiser - Modell"
"Kathryn Dowling - Barbara"
"Michael Tucker - Bagel"
"Jessica James - Mrs. Simmons"
"Colette Blonigan - Carol Heathrow"
"Kelle Kipp - Diane"
"Clement Fowler - Mr. Simmons"
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.