Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days (film)

"A refrigerator? Ready-made meals? And a TV? This isn't camping!"

"I feel like a gangster right now!"

"This song goes out to a very special little lady. Heather Hills... this one's for you."

"Loaded diaper, activate."

"Hey, what is that? A store-bought s'mores maker? A TV?! Pre-tied knots?! Stan, you're a phony! So much for the big camper."

"You know what my grandpa always used to say? "A man who never made a mistake never made anything. The trick is to be responsible and to learn from your mistakes." And you can do that. You're a really great kid, Greg. And I'm not just saying that because we're a lot alike."

"Heather: [after Rodrick knocks down her ice bust; enraged] No. NO! [picks up a microphone stand and walks over to him; lividly] I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!"

"Zachary Gordon as Greg Heffley"

"Devon Bostick as Rodrick Heffley"

"Robert Capron as Rowley Jefferson"

"Rachael Harris as Susan Heffley"

"Steve Zahn as Frank Heffley"

"Connor and Owen Fielding as Manny Heffley"

"Peyton List as Holly Hills"

"Melissa Roxburgh as Heather Hills"

"Karan Brar as Chirag Gupta"

"Grayson Russell as Fregley"

"Alf Humphreys as Mr. Jefferson"

"Bronwen Smith as Mrs. Jefferson"

"Oliver the Dog as Sweetie Heffley"

"Phil Hayes as Stan Warren"

"Jeff Kinney as Mr. Hills"