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"Happy birthday, sir. What are you, like, 200 today?"
"I have no life."
"Sorry I'm not better lookin’."
"[using Willy to try and get Lucy's attention on the side of the road]"
"Hey, Ula! Get back to cleaning the pool! And if that's one of your special brownies, don't let any of the dolphins eat that."
"Can I have one last first kiss?"
"[repeated line] There's nothing like a first kiss.."
"[to his children] You kids suck; you're good at everything!"
"My shirt size is medium husky."
"Sharks are like dogs. They only bite when you touch their private parts."
"[after Henry woke up dazed and confused] Your golf ball hit the cart, bounced back and hit ya in the head. It was freakin' hilarious."
"[Pretending to be Lucy for the video] Aquariums make me super horny."
"Get your brother out of the dishwasher!"
"[falls through the deck of Henry's boat up to his chest] I think I pulled out my stitches again, Cuz. [pause] You got a cat? 'Cause I feel somethin' lickin' me."
"[repeated line] Hi, I'm Tom!"
"[at the Callahan Institute, to Doug] Don't you think you're a little old to still be having wet dreams? (laughter) Hi, I'm Tom!"
"Are you staring at me or her? 'Cause you're starting to freak me out."
"[About Henry's drawing on a napkin] Can I have that? I need something to wipe my ass with."
"Alexa: [After an aborted one-night stand with a woman] I guess I prefer sausage to taco."
"Adam Sandler - Henry Roth"
"Drew Barrymore - Lucy Whitmore"
"Rob Schneider - Ula"
"Sean Astin - Doug Whitmore"
"Lusia Strus - Alexa"
"Dan Aykroyd - Dr. Keats"
"Amy Hill - Sue"
"Allen Covert - Ten Second Tom"
"Blake Clark - Marlin Whitmore"
"Maya Rudolph - Stacy"
"Pomaika'i Brown - Nick"
"Joe Nakashima - Old Hawaiian Man"
"Peter Dante - Security Guard"
"Dom Magwili - Security Guard"
"Jonathan Loughran - Jennifer"
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.