"My drugs are everywhere. They were never my thing, but here I am, running the biggest drug cartel in the world. The only downside is having to live in the middle of nowhere. You know, these ruins are technically undiscovered. I just added a few touches to remind me of home. I grew up on all that awesome '50s nostalgia. Grease, American Graffiti, Happy Days. But I digress. The thing you need to understand is the hard work and ingenuity it took to achieve a global monopoly on the drug trade. And that's all on me. Not to toot my own horn. I just think it's really important for new recruits to understand the history of The Golden Circle."

"Mark Strong - Merlin"

"You know, my momma... she always told me, "Us Southerners get our good manners from the British." I was thinkin', "Ain't that a pity? Y'all ain't keepin' none for yourself.""

"Halle Berry - Ginger Ale"

"This ain't funny. Roxy is dead! Everyone's dead! Gone!"

"Got the passes from my contact. You're gonna love Glastonbury."

"Channing Tatum - Agent Tequila"

"Oh, that'll make you wanna slap your mama right there, boy."

"Taron Egerton — Gary "Eggsy" Unwin / Galahad II"

"Elton John - Himself"

"[After he and Harry stuff Whiskey into the meat grinder] Put Alpha Gel on that, dickhead."

"Julianne Moore — Poppy Adams"

"Colin Firth — Harry Hart / Galahad I"

"Hey, hey. Looking good, Merlin."

"As one of our founding members said, "This is not the end. It is not the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning.""

"Brian Muehl - Tattooey the Rat"

"Bruce Hall - Masterson the Rat"

"Frances Bergen - Mr. Winesop's receptionist"

"Art Carney - Bernard Crawford"

"Richard Hunt - Scooter, Janice, Beaker, Bubba, Bear and Baby Scooter"

"Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog, Rowlf the Dog, Dr. Teeth, The Swedish Chef, The Newsman, Waldorf, Ernie, Bobo the Bear, Lubbock Lou, Jim the Dog, Clyde, Baby Kermit and Baby Rowlf"

"Joe Jamrog - Police officer in Central Park"

"Heather Henson - Beer hall serving girl"

"Cheryl McFadden - Nancy"

"Dave Goelz - Bill the Frog, The Great Gonzo, Chester the Rat, Zoot, Bear, Penguin, Beauregard, Luncheon Counter Monster, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and Baby Gonzo"

"Steve Whitmire - Rizzo the Rat, Statler, Lips, Zeke, Gill the Frog, Dog and Bear"

"Kathryn Mullen - Jill the Frog, Bear"

"Karen Prell - Yolanda the Rat, Beth Bear, Frank the Dog and Bear"

"Frank Oz - Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Animal, Gramps, Sam the Eagle, Marvin Suggs, Bert, Cookie Monster, Baby Fozzie, Baby Piggy and Bear"

"Joan Rivers - Eileen"

"Linda Lavin - Kermit's doctor"

"Juliana Donald - Jenny"

"David Lazer - Sardi's customer"

"Vincent Sardi, Jr. - himself"

"Louis Zorich - Pete"

"Liza Minnelli - herself"

"Gregory Hines - a roller skater"

"Dabney Coleman - Murray Plotsky/Martin Price"

"Graham Brown - Mr. Wrightson"

"Gary Tacon - Thief in Central Park"

"Mayor Edward I. Koch - himself"

"Jerry Nelson - Camilla the Chicken, Crazy Harry, Floyd Pepper, Slim Wilson, Pops, Lew Zealand and Bear"

"Lonny Price - Ronnie Crawford"

"James Coco - Mr. Skeffington"

"John Landis - Leonard Winesop"

"Brooke Shields - Pete's Diner patron"

"Jim Carrey - Walter Paul Sparrow / Detective Fingerling"

"A number is just a number. Or is it?"