17 Again

"[In the bleachers, talking to Maggie] When you're young everything feels like the end of the world. But it's not it's just the beginning. You might have to meet a few more jerks. But one day you're gonna meet a boy who treats you the way you deserve to be treated. Like the sun rises and sets with you."

"[pretending to read a letter to Scarlet in divorce court] Scarlet, before you go through with this, I want to remind you of September 7th, 1988. It was the first time that I saw you. You were reading Less Than Zero, and you were wearing a Guns 'n' Roses t-shirt. I'd never seen anything so perfect. I remember thinking that I had to have you, or I'd die... then you whispered that you loved me at the homecoming dance, and I felt so peaceful... and safe... because I knew that no matter what happened, from that day on, nothing could ever be that bad... because I had you. And then I, uh... I grew up and I lost my way. And I blamed you for my failures. And I know that you think you have to do this today... but I don't want you to. But I guess... if I love you, I should let you move on."

"High school star, never quite lived up to your potential. Sooner or later you all come back to your old school, stand there and look at the pictures of your glory days, wondering what might have been. Seems to me you guys are living in the past."

"Who says you're only young once?"

"Back to High School"

"Matthew Perry and Zac Efron as Mike O'Donnell"

"Leslie Mann and Allison Miller as Scarlet Porter O'Donnell"

"Michelle Trachtenberg as Margaret Sarah "Maggie" O'Donnell"

"Sterling Knight as Alex O'Donnell"

"Thomas Lennon and Tyler Steelman as Ned Gold"

"Brian Doyle-Murray as the Janitor: the magical figure who makes the transformation possible."