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April 10, 2026
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"Sandra Macat as Santa's Elf"
"Senta Moses as Tracy"
"Angela Goethals as Linnie"
"Michael C. Maronna as Jeff"
"Hillary Wolf as Megan"
"Kieran Culkin as Fuller"
"Devin Ratray as Buzz"
"Kristin Minter as Heather"
"John Heard as Peter"
"Catherine O'Hara as Kate"
"Daniel Stern as Marv Murchins"
"Joe Pesci as Harry Lyme"
"Macaulay Culkin as Kevin"
"This Non-Family Comedy is a Real Scream."
"When Kevin's Family Left For Vacation, They Forgot One Minor Detail: Kevin. But Don't Worry... He Cooks. He Cleans. He Kicks Some Butt."
"A Family Comedy Without The Family."
"SON OF A!!!"
"Merry Christmas. May I sit down?"
"Help, My house is being robbed. My address is 656 Lincoln Boulevard. My name's Murphy."
"You guys give up? Or ya thirsty for more?"
"Did anyone order me plain cheese?"
"This is my house! I have to defend it!"
"I took a shower, washing every body part with actual soap, including all my major crevices, including in between my toes and in my belly button, which I never did before but sort of enjoyed. I washed my hair with adult-formula shampoo and used cream rinse for that just-washed shine. I can't seem to find my toothbrush, so I'll pick one up when I go out today. Other than that, I'm in good shape. [applies aftershave; pretends to scream]"
"Yeah. Hi, look. I'm calling from Paris. I have a son who's home alone. Our phones there are out of order."
"I hope that I never see any of you jerks again!"
"I made my family disappear."
"Beverly D'Angelo as Ellen Griswold"
"Chevy Chase as Clark Griswold"
"For centuries, Europe has survived many foreign invasions. Now for the real test. Chevy Chase and his typical American family are on the way."
"For over two thousand years, Europe has survived many great disasters. Now for the real test. Chevy Chase & his family are coming from America!"
"Yeah country's eons old kids, that's centuries to you and me."
"[about Stonehenge] Take a last look kids, At one of man's most curious creations, built to stand the test of time and the elements, the war, you name it, A thing of glory for a million in future generations to see, and we were here."
"(The car is stuck in a traffic circle) Hey look kids, there's Big Ben, and there's Parliament."
"[singing] Oh the hills are alive with the sound of Griswold/this shit's been around for a very long time."
"Eric Idle as The Bike Rider"
"Victor Lanoux as The Thief"
"Jason Lively as Rusty Griswold"
"Dana Hill as Audrey Griswold"
"Turning sixteen isn't easy, when you've fallen in love... for the first time"
"Zelda Rubinstein - Organist"
"John Kapelos - Rudy Ryszczyk"
"Jami Gertz - Robin"
"Brian Doyle-Murray - Reverend at Wedding"
"Joan Cusack - Geek Girl #1"
"Deborah Pollack - Marlene, aka "Lumberjack""
"Darren Harris - Cliff a.k.a. "Wease""
"John Cusack - Bryce"
"Liane Alexandra Curtis - Randy"
"Max Showalter - Grandpa Fred"
"Carole Cook - Grandma Helen"