Music Tv Shows

"Debra DiGiovanni: Let me guess, this is the parking lot of Robin's condo isn't it? (on "Stupid Shit" by Girlicious)"

"Debra DiGiovanni: Someone clearly did not get hugs when they were kids. (on "Psychosocial" by Slipknot)"

"Trevor Boris: Who's Kevin Rudolf? (on "Let It Rock" by Kevin Rudolf feat Lil Wayne)"

"Debra DiGiovanni: Having blue hair was a bad idea (on " Keeps Gettin' Better" by Christina Aguilera)"

"Boomer Phillips: You can just tell Beyonce passed on this one. 'Give it to Slango or whatever the hell my sister's name is.' (on "Sandcastle Disco" by Solange Knowles)"

"Dini Dimakos: She dresses like what our grandparents thought hookers in the future would dress like. (on "Poker Face" by Lady Gaga)"

"Boomer Phillips: Dude, I've been worried sick! (on "We Made You" by Eminem)"

"Sara Hennessey: Aw yes, my beauty pageant days, what was my special talent? taking a proud dump in front of everybody on center stage, my gift is my curse what can I say? (on "Heart Heart Heartbreak" by Boys Like Girls)"

"Trixx: Itching powder? does that even exist? (on "Heart Heart Heartbreak" by Boys Like Girls)"

"Ron Josol: So she tells me to do something. Oh, I will! But you have security! (on "Do Somethin'" by Britney Spears)"

"Debra DiGiovanni: Now I will tell you off the top, that is not how you spell champagne. I am pretty sure there's a 'g' in it. (on "Shampain" by Marina and the Diamonds)"

"Hunter Collins: Now this how you throw a bar mitzvah. Man, my bar mitzvah was the worst. Everyone was just yelling at me, like, "You didn't learn the Scriptures! Why are you wearing a Pittsburgh Penguins jersey? You're 25! You aren't even Jewish!", and I was like, "Just give me your money and presents already." (on "I Can't Dance" by Dirt Nasty featuring LMFAO)"

"Trevor Boris: Oh, this is good to know. So now, if you're ever attacked by unicorns...which don't exist...just shoot them with rainbows...which isn't possible. (on "Blow" by Kesha)"

"Boomer Phillips: This is damn double-standard bullshit at its best. If this was the guy pushing the girl out of the car because she had a head wound, never be aired! But if it's the girl pushing the guy out, totally fine! (on "Rill Rill" by Sleigh Bells)"

"Julia Hladkowicz: This video makes me want to take away my own women's right to vote. (on "Big Banana" by Havana Brown)"

"Sabrina Jalees: I can just imagine the meeting Havana has with the record producers. They were probably like; "Okay, Havana what do you want to do a song about today? (Dumb voice) Banana... (Normal voice) Just bananas? (Dumb voice) Actually, big bananas. (on "Big Banana" by Havana Brown)"

"Darrin Rose: You know?, I feel when you desired to win a beauty contest is really out of control when we graduate from harmless pranks to murder! (on "Heart Heart Heartbreak" by Boys Like Girls)"

"Alex Nussbaum: Britney, before you open the door, make sure you know who it is. It just could be a stalker. (on "Lucky" by Britney Spears)"

"Debra DiGiovanni: [Referring to the slow placed scene of dialogue at the video beginning] Wake me up when the video starts. (on "Wake Me Up When September Ends" by Green Day)"

"Fraser Young: Whoa, wait. Since when are there 4 guys in Green Day? (on "Wake Me Up When September Ends" by Green Day)"

"Nikki Payne: Here they are, The Fake Click Five! (on "Catch Your Wave" by The Click Five)"

"David Kerr: If you're still playing with dolls, you're too young for fake breasts. (on "Stupid Girls" by Pink)"

"David Kerr: Look out, Dr. Phil. There is a new caring man out there and his name is Marshall Mathers. (on "Stan" by Eminem featuring Dido)"

"David Kerr: Why is it that Stan's inner voice sounds just like Eminem? (on "Stan" by Eminem featuring Dido)"

"Alex Nussbaum: Look at his name. "Stan" written in capital letters, with not just one but two exclamation marks, just in case you didn't know he was an intense guy. Stan! (on "Stan" by Eminem featuring Dido)"