Music Tv Shows

"Ron Sparks: You know what I like about this video... Nothing. (on "Money Maker" by Ludacris featuring Pharrell)"

"Fraser Young: You gotta understand, this was made in 1984. They didn't even have pencils back then! They just had to throw dirty rocks at a piece of paper and hope it makes a picture. (on "Take on Me" by a-ha)"

"Measha Brueggergosman: Going to the closet...what's happening in the closet...he's going over to the closet! (on "Trapped in the Closet Pt. 1" by R. Kelly)"

"Ron Sparks: If I tried to put my thumbs down any further, I would mess my pants. And then my pants would be full of Hinder. (on "Lips of an Angel" by Hinder)"

"Pete Zedlacher: (blowing a raspberry) (on "Lips of an Angel" by Hinder; that was cut in and out between other jurors' verdicts)"

"Boomer Phillips: I could kick Tinkerbell in the face... and not feel bad. And I'm a guy who loves dogs. Just... Kick it in the face!! (on Paris Hilton's chihuahua Tinkerbell in "Nothing in This World" by Paris Hilton)"

"Trevor Boris: All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth, made out of diamonds, bitches! (on "Chain Hang Low" by Jibbs)"

"Trevor Boris: "I'm madly in anger with you"? Okay, that is officially the gayest line in all of heavy metal. (on "St. Anger" by Metallica)"

""Weird Al" Yankovic: If your song's title is so long that it can't fit on a bumper sticker, you might just be a pretentious alternative rock band! (on "Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off" by Panic! at the Disco)"

"Nikki Payne: Ooh you naughty cake I’m gonna wrestle in some cake to make me sure if it doesn’t hurt your children. (on "Fergalicious" by Fergie featuring will.i.am)"

"Dini Dimakos: There are two places where Fergie doesn't charge for admission: Fergieland and between her legs. Coincidentally, they are the same place. (on "Fergalicious" by Fergie featuring will.i.am)"

"Trevor Boris: This video is sh-, this video is sh-, this video is sh-, shit shit shit shit! (on "Fergalicious" by Fergie featuring will.i.am)"

"Nikki Payne: I don't like chairs! Take that chair! Fuck you chair! (on "So Excited" by Janet Jackson featuring Khia)"

"Alex Nussbaum: Everybody, run! It's a Sisquake! (on "Thong Song" by Sisqo)"

"Ron Sparks: Hey, some weird guy in a trenchcoat just followed a half-black, half-white woman up my staircase. Get over here! (on "Billie Jean" by Michael Jackson)"

"Dini Dimakos: Sorry poor orphan children, what Beyonce wants, Beyonce gets. (on "8 Days of Christmas" by Destiny's Child)"

"Dini Dimakos: "Yo B I'm still pimping, and spending cheese on all these women, I wish you was Rihanna, cuz then I'd be up on ya." (on "Eight Days of Christmas" by Destiny's Child)"

"Boomer Philips: Who taught this guy to drive, Dany Heatley? (on "Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays" by *NSYNC)"

"Trevor Boris: All I want for Christmas is to go home. Seriously. I've been locked in here since the very first episode! (on "All I Want for Christmas" by Mariah Carey)"

"Trevor Boris: Brooke Hogan is like Paris Hilton, without the talent. I know. (on "About Us" by Brooke Hogan featuring Paul Wall)"

"Nicole Arbour: Wow, the Harajuku Girls are like, stealth, they can climb walls like fricken Batman. (on "The Sweet Escape" by Gwen Stefani featuring Akon)"

"Ron Sparks: So you go driving around in your parents car, without a license, and you pick up some run-away, and she's underaged, and you go to jail, and then they have to come back early to bail you out? Yeah, parents just don't understand. What is with parents!? (on "Parents Just Don't Understand" by DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince)"

"Fraser Young: Look! That wind is so strong! It's not a scene OR an arms race, it's a fucking hurricane! (on "This Ain't a Scene, It's an Arms Race" by Fall Out Boy)"

"Fraser Young: Hey, you kissed my friend, I'm gonna run you off the road, we'll call it even. (on "What Goes Around...Comes Around by Justin Timberlake)"

"Nicole Arbour: Just when I thought she couldn't copy Gwen anymore, she went and got black Harajuku girls. (on "Glamorous" by Fergie featuring Ludacris)"

"Andrew Johnston: "Why don't you like me?" I'll tell you why I don't like you, Mika, because you say "like" like you're licking something. Presumably...some dude's ballsack. High five! (on "Grace Kelly" by Mika)"

"Darrin Rose: This video made me want to kill myself, even more than the Marilyn Manson video, which really made me want to kill myself. So this episode of Video on Trial could end with a double suicide, in which I kill myself twice, which is mathematically impossible. (on "I Don't Love You" by My Chemical Romance)"

"Ron Sparks: Dude, these space people came billions of miles just to meet you. I really think they'll be willing to walk across your room. You're gonna have to run further than that. (on "Tainted Love" by Soft Cell)"

"DJ Trixx: Busting makes me feel good? Busting makes ALL guys feel good, you dork. (on "Ghostbusters" by Ray Parker, Jr.)"

"Jemeni: Yay, a song about illegal substances! (on "Alfie" by Lily Allen)"

"Nicole Arbour: Oh, cool, he and I have something in common: we both love mirrors. Hi, self! (on "The Bird and the Worm" by The Used)"

"Trevor Boris: So this video is about a bird and a worm. Ooh, interesting! (on "The Bird and the Worm" by The Used)"

"Darrin Rows: Move over, pope! DJ Khaled is taking over! (on "We Takin' Over" by DJ Khaled featuring Akon, T.I., Rick Ross, Fat Joe, Birdman, and Lil Wayne)"

"Nicole Arbour: Hey, I just got a text message from Trevor! "Put your tits away, whore!" (on "Never Again" by Kelly Clarkson)"

"Dini Dimakos: He looks like the love child of Jake Gyllenhaal and Jared Leto. (on "Pretty Handsome Awkward by The Used)"

"Dini Dimakos:The next time some guy grabs my ass on the street, I'll be like (mimics projectile vomiting) How do you like that?! (on "Pretty Handsome Awkward by The Used)"

"Trevor Boris: Fuck Disneyand, I wanna go to Mexico for the gay zebras! (on Icky Thump" by The White Stripes)"

"Soulja Boy: (music video dialogue:Who's Soulja Boy?!)"

"Ward Anderson: Only the greatest guy in the world! ( on Crank That (Soulja Boy) by Soulja Boy)"

"Ward Anderson: YOU! ( on Crank That (Soulja Boy) by Soulja Boy)"

"Debra DiGiovanni: Sounds like a disease, i'm going to bed. ( on Hero/Heroine by Boys Like Girls)"

"Andrew Johnston: You lied to me... you told me you were a chick. Oh my god, she is such a tranny. (on "Wake Up Call" by Maroon 5)"

"Josh Ramsay: Twenty bucks says ten years from now, Britney Spears is trying to sleep with her kids' friends. She's fifty pounds overweight and she's going, "YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME?!" (on "Piece of Me" by Britney Spears)"

"Josh Ramsay: I wonder if the story is, like, one of those lost in translation things... It makes sense in Swedish, but in English, it's a little like when you're going around Ikea and you're like, "Oh, I want to have this chair, but its name is 'Svinlodenlinlin.'" (on "Tick Tick Boom" by The Hives)"

"Dini Dimakos:Ah, little Heidi, are you all tired from memorizing the lines for your reality show? (on Higher by Heidi Montag)"

"Ron Sparks: He says he's always there. He is always there. Coming over the same hill. (on "I'm Always Here" by Jimi Jamison)"

"Andrew Johnston: Sexiest bitch in this video, right there. That 70-year old woman and her dog. (on "We Like to Party" by Vengaboys)"

"Ron Sparks: This funeral is being preceeded over by Gandalf! The wise! (on "Stop and Stare" by OneRepublic)"

"Laurie Elliott: I just realized if Timbaland married Justin, he would be Timbaland Timberlake! (on "4 Minutes" by Madonna featuring Justin Timberlake and Timbaland)"

"Sabrina Jalees: So when the song ends, the girl starts clapping like; "I guess it wasn't totally crap". (On "Here (In Your Arms)" by Hellogoodbye)"