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"It's called incest, Arlene, and it's against the law."
"Saul Rubinek - Henry Kissinger"
"Harry Shearer - G. Gordon Liddy"
"Ana Gasteyer - Rose Mary Woods"
"Jim Breuer - John Dean"
"Dave Foley - Bob Haldeman"
"Teri Garr - Helen Lorenzo"
"[To Richard Nixon] You kicked Checkers, you're prejudiced, and you have a potty mouth!"
"Bruce McCulloch - Carl Bernstein"
"Will Ferrell - Bob Woodward"
"Dan Hedaya - President Richard M. Nixon ('Dick')"
"Michelle Williams - Arlene Lorenzo"
"Kirsten Dunst - Betsy Jobs"
"The unmaking of the president"
"He was tricky. They were better."
"Larry: Whatever she's on, I didn't give it to her."
"Chip: [After sticking himself with an election pin] Figures that the pain in my ass is Nixon, the fascist."
"G. Gordon Liddy: [Surprised by Betsy and Arlene in the Watergate stairwell] Children! Running around, all hours of the night! When you kids grow up, you'll be living in the Soviet Union of America!"
"Mrs. Spinnler: Every lie is another brick in the pathway to hell."
"Bob Haldeman: You wanna complain about Vietnam? Talk to Johnson!"
"Bob Haldeman: I have met yams with more going on upstairs than these two."
"I'll take responsibility here. I'll be the only person in this administration who's willing to take responsibility for anything."
"It's alright, gentlemen. I'm familiar with these two young ladies. Well, not "familiar", familiar, obviously. I mean, I know them. We discussed foreign policy. [A secret service agent rolls his eyes knowingly] Don't you give me that look!"
"Excuse me, Mr. President. I was not informed that you were in the middle of... what the hell ARE you in the middle of?"
"Dick is going down, man!"
"What about that list from CREEP? How could you let your dog eat it?! [Hysterical] You're ruining my life!!!"
"You don't mess with the big boys!!"
"I've got a way with young people. They trust me."
"Checkers - shut up! Or I'll feed you to the Chinese!"
"[After seeing Nixon's "I am not a crook" speech immediately after a threatening call] He's trying to drive me insane!"
"[Being followed by the President's 'plumbers'] Dick frightens me."
"I love Dick!"
"We have a very important school report on turquoise jewelry due in two days, and we can't find any books on it, and the President's having us followed. It's too much pressure."
"Harry Carey - The Vice President"
"H.V. Kaltenborn - Himself (broadcaster)"
"Grant Mitchell - Sen. MacPherson (Privileges and Elections Committee)"
"Ruth Donnelly - Emma Hopper"
"Astrid Allwyn - Susan Paine"
"H.B. Warner - Sen. Agnew (Senate Majority Leader)"
"Beulah Bondi - Ma Smith"
"Eugene Pallette - Chick McGann"
"Thomas Mitchell - Diz Moore"
"Guy Kibbee - Gov. Hubert 'Happy' Hopper"
"Edward Arnold - Jim Taylor"
"Claude Rains - Sen. Joseph Harrison Paine"
"Jean Arthur - Clarissa Saunders"
"James Stewart - Jefferson Smith"
"Romance, drama, laughter and heartbreak ... created out of the very heart and soil of America ... by a great director and cast!"
"Entertainment As Powerful As the Strength of the People! As Great As the Genius of Capra!"
"Capra's Greatest Hit --- The Screen At Its Most Inspired!"