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April 10, 2026
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"He's a long way from Kansas."
"She's an Allagash. She has Allagash genes. She's a very attractive lady. She'll also inherit a little of the Allagash money."
"Michael J. Fox - Jamie Conway"
"Maria Pitillo - Pony Tail Girl"
"Elisabeth Hasselbeck as herself"
"Kadeem Hardison as Felix"
"Emily Nelson as Hilary"
"Kevin Sussman as Tiny shorts guy"
"Richmond Arquette as Gary"
"Sydney Pollack as Thomas Sr."
"Chris Messina as Dennis"
"Kathleen Quinlan as Joan"
"Busy Philipps as Melissa"
"Michelle Monaghan as Hannah"
"Whitney Cummings as Stephanie"
"Kevin McKidd as Colin"
"Patrick Dempsey as Tom"
"[to chorus girl] It must have been hard on your mother, not having any children."
"Warner Baxter - Julian Marsh"
"Now go out there and be so swell that you'll make me hate you!"
"All right, now, everybody. Quiet, and listen to me. Tomorrow morning, we're gonna start a show. We're gonna rehearse for five weeks and we're gonna open on scheduled time. [He brandishes his cigarette] - And I mean scheduled time. You're gonna work and sweat and work some more. You're gonna work days and you're gonna work nights. And you're gonna work between time when I think you need it. You're gonna dance until your feet fall off and you're not able to stand up any longer. BUT five weeks from now, we're going to have a show! Now, some of you people have been with me before. You know it's gonna be a tough grind. It's gonna be the toughest five weeks that you ever lived through. Do you all get that? Now anybody who doesn't think he's gonna like it had better quit right now. What do I hear? Nobody? Good. Then that's settled. We start tomorrow morning."
"Sawyer, you listen to me, and you listen hard. Two hundred people, two hundred jobs, two hundred thousand dollars, five weeks of grind and blood and sweat depend upon you. It's the lives of all these people who've worked with you. You've got to go on, and you've got to give and give and give. They've got to like you. Got to. Do you understand? You can't fall down. You can't because your future's in it, my future and everything all of us have is staked on you. All right, now I'm through, but you keep your feet on the ground and your head on those shoulders of yours and go out, and Sawyer, you're going out a youngster but you've got to come back a star!"
"Bebe Daniels - Dorothy Brock"
"George Brent - Pat Denning"
"[to his financiers] You'll get your Pretty Lady. You haven't got anything to worry about. I'm not gonna let you down because I can't afford to. I've given everything I've had to that gulch down there and it's taken all I had to offer. Oh, it paid me, sure, in money I couldn't hang on to - fair-weather friends, women, headlines! Hah! Why even the cops and the newsboys recognize me on sight. 'Marsh, the Magnificent.' 'Marsh the Slave-Driver!' Actors tell ya how Marsh drove 'em and bullied 'em and even tore it out of 'em! And maybe there's a few that'll tell ya how Marsh really made 'em. And they've all got somethin' to show for it - except Marsh.Well, this is my last shot! I'll make a few more actors. But this time, I'm gonna sock my money away so hard that they'll have to blast to find enough to buy a newspaper. That's why I'm goin' ahead with Pretty Lady. And Pretty Lady's got to be a hit. It's my last show and it's got to be my best. You're counting on me. Well, I'm counting on Pretty Lady, because it's got to support me for a long time to come."
"Dick Powell - Billy Lawler"
"Una Merkel - Lorraine Fleming"
"Ginger Rogers - Ann Lowell"
"Guy Kibbee - Abner Dillon"
"Ned Sparks - Barry"
"Ruby Keeler - Peggy Sawyer"
"Days get shorter and shorter, nights longer and longer, before you know it, your life is just one long night with a few comatose daylight hours."
"Paul Benedict - Finance Teacher"
"Kenneth John McGregor - Sculptor"
"Everything ends badly, otherwise, it would never end."
"I am the world's last barman poet! I see America drinking the fabulous cocktails I make. America is getting stinking on something I stir or shake. The Sex On The Beach...the Schnapps made from peach! The Velvet Hammer...the Alabama Slammer! I make things with juice and froth, the Pink Squirrel...the 3 Toed Sloth. I make drinks so sweet and snazzy, the Iced Tea...the Kamikazi! The Orgasm...the Death Spasm. The Singapore Sling...the Ding a Ling. America you're just devoted to every flavor I've got, but if you want to get loaded...why don't you just order a shot! Bar's open!!"
"I am going to be VERY fat, and YOU are gonna love it!"
"Gina Gershon - Coral"
"Ron Dean - Uncle Pat"
"Kelly Lynch - Kerry Coughlin"
"Lisa Banes - Bonnie"
"Laurence Luckinbill - Richard Mooney"
"Ellen Foley - Eleanor"
"Tom Cruise - Brian Flanagan"
"Bryan Brown - Doug Coughlin"
"They thought he was good, they were wrong... he was the best."
"When he pours, he reigns."
"Elisabeth Shue - Jordan Mooney"
"Never tell tales about a woman, she'll hear you no matter how far away she is."
"The luck is gone, the brain is shot, but the liquor we still got."