"[Burt Gummer looks at his bomb shelter for perhaps the last time] Food for five years, a thousand gallons of gas, air filtration, water filtration, Geiger counter. Bomb shelter! (long sigh) ...underground. God damn monsters."

"[Burt Gummer, with his wife Heather at his side, berates the dead monster fought off with their "family arsenal"] Broke into the wrong God damn rec room, didn't ya you bastard!"

"No tracks, no sign, no spoor... you'd think after eating all those sheep they'd have to take a dump some place."

"Run for it? Running's not a plan! Running's what you do once a plan fails!"

"Melvin! One of these days someone's gonna kick your ass!"

"[To Melvin after he scares Earl by throwing his basketball at him] You little asswipe! You don't knock it off you're gonna be shittin' this basketball... pardon my French!"

"[To Val] Here's the plan. We don't even stop. Ride like hell. Tonight we keep right on going. We'll walk the horses."

"Well, there sure as hell ain't nothing to stop us now... everybody we know between here and Bixby's already dead."

"Damn it Valentine, you never plan ahead, you never take the long view, I mean here it is Monday and I'm already thinking of Wednesday... It is Monday right?"

"[repeated line] Pardon my French!"

"I've got a goddamn plan!"

"We decided to leave town just one damn day too late!"

"That's how they get ya. They're under the goddamned GROUND!"

"[to Earl] Who died and made you Einstein?"

"[to Rhonda] GET OUT OF YOUR PANTS!"

"This valley is just one long smorgasbord."

"Hey guys, I think I've found the ass end!"

"[hearing music from below ground] So where the hell's that goddamn golden oldie comin' from?"

"What the hell is going on? I mean what the hell is going on?!"

"[looking at Old Fred's messed-up corral with chunks of dead sheep lying on the ground] What the shit?"

"I can't believe we said no to free beer!"

"We plan ahead, that way we don't do anything right now, Earl explained it to me."

"Good morning Mr. Bassett, this is your wake up call. Please move your ass."

"Dick Miller - Murray Futterman"

"Hoyt Axton - Randall Peltzer"

"Phoebe Cates - Kate Beringer"

"Zach Galligan - Billy Peltzer"

"They're clever. They're mischievous. They'll get into the kitchen, the basement, the garage. They'll get into anything. And once they get in... you're in for it."

"What you see... isn't always what you get."

"They'll be expecting you..."

"[seeing a dying Stripe] What the hell is that?!"

"We're Back! (1985 re-release)"

"Cute. Clever. Mischievous. Intelligent. Dangerous. [Crossed Out] We're Here!"

"Cute. Clever. Mischievous. Intelligent. Dangerous."

"Rocking Ricky Rialto: Hey, gang, It's been a rough night for Rockin' Ricky, but he's still on the air!"

"Rockin' Ricky Rialto: [as Pete tries to tell him about the Gremlins] Kid, this is Christmas, not Halloween! Listen, gang. Rockin' Ricky's getting fed up with all this Orson Welles crap, so cool it, will ya?! [crashing is heard] What's that? Kitty, what's that, I said? Some of Rockin' Ricky's fans? [a Gremlin is heard cackling] Hey, you're not a Rockin' Ricky fan! [screams]"

"Murray Futterman: Goddamn foreign TV. I told ya, we should've got a Zenith!"

"Lynn Peltzer: GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN!!!"

"Stripe: (repeated line) Gizmo CaCa!"

"[last lines; narrating] Well, that's the story. So the next time your air-conditioner goes on the fritz, or your washing machine blows up, or your video recorder conks out, before you call the repairman, turn on all the lights. Check all the closets and cupboards. Look under all the beds. 'Cause you never can tell. There just might be a gremlin in your house."

"Chinese Boy: Keep him out of the light. He hates bright light. Especially sunlight - it'll kill him. And keep him away from water. Don't get him wet. But the most important rule, the rule you can never forget - no matter how much he cries, or how much he begs, never, never feed him after midnight."

"Frank Welker - Stripe (voice)/most of the other mogwai and gremlins"

"Howie Mandel - Gizmo (voice)"

"Gregory Moffett - Johnny"

"George Barrows - Ro-Man the Monster/Great Guidance"

"Pamela Paulson - Carla"

"John Mylong - The Professor"

"Selena Royle - Mother"

"Claudia Barrett - Alice"

"George Nader - Roy"