"You know I had my horoscope done before I flew out to Hong Kong. And it said that I was going to cross over water and meet the biggest person in my life."

"I'm Dwan. D-W-A-N, Dwan. That's my name. You know, like Dawn, except that I switched two letters to make it more memorable."

"There is a girl out there who might be running for her life from some gigantic turned-on ape."

"They're eating her! And then they're going to eat me! [fly on forehead] Oh my Goooood!"

"Melissa Bridge – Presents Daughter"

"Gavin Reed – Presents Son"

"Elli Case – Mrs. Presents"

"Lance C. Williams – Mr. Presents"

"Don Packard – Sandy Mahar"

"Mike Hamill – Bells"

"Gary Carlston – Sheriff Gene Freak"

"David McConnell – Brent"

"Jason Steadman – Drew"

"Darren Ewing – Arnold"

"Jason Wright – Elliot Cooper"

"Deborah Reed – Creedence Leonore Gielgud"

"Robert Ormsby – Grandpa Seth"

"Connie McFarland – Holly Waits"

"Margo Prey – Diana Waits"

"George Hardy – Michael Waits"

"Michael Stephenson – Joshua Waits"

"Eat before we eat you."

"The original boogeyman is back."

"There's nothing more frightening than a little boy's nightmare...until it turns real."

"It horrifies you in your sleep, and haunts you for life."

"Be afraid... be TWICE as afraid!"

"One was not enough!"

"Nilbog! It's goblin spelled backwards! This is their kingdom!"

"Elliot is not my beau! He's my boyfriend and he told me last night that he loves me and that he wanted to come on this trip with me and my family."

"The Stonehenge magical stone... the goblins' magic power!"

"Half man, half plant. A goblin's favorite food."

"Grandpa Seth has been gone for more than six months now. You were at the funeral, and I know it was very difficult for you. It was also very difficult for your father, and for Holly, and for me his daughter."

"I'll tell you. Nobody handles garbage better than we do."

"They say there's nothing new under the sun. But under the ground..."

"Richard Marcus as Nestor Cunningham"

"Robert Jayne (credited as "Bobby Jacoby") as Melvin Plug"

"Victor Wong as Walter Chang"

"Michael Gross - Burt Gummer"

"Finn Carter - Rhonda LeBeck"

"Fred Ward - Earl Bassett"

"Kevin Bacon - Valentine "Val" McKee"

"I broke down and fell to the sidewalk, screaming to my pregnant wife, 'I can't believe I'm doing a movie about underground worms!"

"Walter Chang: Earl. Here's some swiss cheese and some bullets."

"Rhonda LeBeck: Did you notice anything weird a minute ago?"

"[handing out weapons and refusing to give Melvin one] I wouldn't give you a gun if it were World War Three!"