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"You talking to me?"

"I love the smell of daisies in the morning!"

"Listen beefy, I may be an intelligent sword, but I've had no formal edjumacation."

"You know, my last owner always said I was 'sharp' and 'edgy'. He was such an ass."

"And that's for grandma, who said I'd never amount to anything more than a butterknife!"

"Kill! Kill! Kill! Yeah cool!!"

"I don't know what you have expected, but as a sword I'm pretty one-dimensional in what I waaant!!!"

"I don't chop wood, OK? I'm not an axe!"

"Swords, not words!"

"[After the player character first transforms into The Slayer] , Boo just soiled my backpack"

"Feel the burning stare of my HAMSTER and change your ways!"

"Full plate and packin' steel!"

"Every hamster has his day!"

"Minsc will be free! These bonds will not hold my wrath! Butts will be liberally kicked in good measure!"

"Oh... Oooh... ooh, you are a smart one! I understand now! You said what you did just to make me mad, mad enough to break free, ha ha! You are as smart as Boo sometimes!"

"Shall we go? The butts of evil await my bootprint!"

"Despair not! I shall inspire you by charging blindly on!"

"Make way, villainy! Hero, coming through!"

"Minsc and Boo are ready to take the boot to the black butt of evil!"

"No effect?! I need a bigger sword!"

"I grow tired of shouting battle cries when fighting this mage. Boo will finish his eyeballs once and for all, so he does not rise again! Evil, meet my sword! SWORD, MEET EVIL!!"

"I turned to shield Boo and lost my spell... I am not sorry."

"[about Boo] He mutters occasionally about fellow hamsters that will kill you all, but he is just moody, so don't worry. See how he glares? Shhh, we should leave him be."

"Be not sad, pretty waitress... will make them stop. Or else Minsc and Boo will deliver an order of booted butt stomping to the table of mean, ugly men!"

", we must find this man who kidnaps children and disguises knights as monsters and apply a butt kicking for goodness! All must be avenged!"

"This is silly! Buttons are not how one escapes dungeons! I would smash the button and rain beatings liberally down on the wizard for playing such a trick!"

"[hiding in shadows] None shall see me... though my battle cry may give me away."

"I trust those who prey on children no farther than they can be thrown, even if I manage to throw them pretty far!"

"I won't cry for the dead! I won't! Well, maybe a little... but I will staunch the tears with righteous fury!"

"What? Boo is outraged! See his fury! It's small, so look close. Trust me, it's there."

"I have lost myself in your words but Boo thinks you're just ducky."

"I would hate being forgotten in a bottle. It might depend somewhat on the type of bottle, but overall I expect the effect would be similar."

"You should have given a sword, give a man a fish and he feeds himself for a day, give a man a sword and he can chow down on the meaty marrow of evil!"

"Don't teach my hamster to suck eggs!"

"(About Sarevok's return) Eh? He is like a bad penny, this one. An armored, deep-voiced penny of most sinister evil!"

"[after the sun goes up] Ahh, I prefer the bright of day. Evil must be able to see the justice I dispense!"

"My anger is under complete control ! COMPLETE ! I'll control it as I rip limb from limb, I WILL control it as I pound head after head !"

"Those who bury the living must be buried by our righteous fury! Woe betide those who would flout justice! So says Minsc, though "betide" was Boo's word."

"[Attacking] Fear my unholy wrath!"

"[When given a fragment of the Protagonist's soul] I... live! Flesh and blood and bone! I am alive! Ha-ha! I swore I would scratch and crawl my way back into the world of the living... and I have done it!"

"A shame the manner of this man's death prevents us from restoring him to life - my interrogations could have brought us much information!"

"Do not waver. Were I in your shoes, I would lunge at this opportunity... it is no less than what I died attempting. Take it...grab hold of what you deserve!"

"Yes! You have achieved what I could not, in life! With luck you will tear a streak of blood across the skies that the gods will not soon forget! How I wish I could join you!"

"Hmph. You turn down the very power I died seeking. And now what! Prance amongst the flowers, happy to be mortal? Bah...you'll pardon me if we part ways as soon as this is done."

"[in Ust Natha] :"

"I advise caution in this place. We are fortunate not to be taken hostage as foreigners and sold as slaves. If they mean for us to prove our place, we must serve the Matrons utterly."

"Any misstep, no matter how slight, will draw the attention of the Spider Queen's watchers. And no doubt they are already curious of us... we do not need their scrutiny, yes?"

"Remember: absolute obedience to those of greater rank, especially the Handmaidens of Lolth and the Matron Mothers. To those of equal or lesser rank: no mercy."

"Otherwise, take advantage of whatever favor is thrown your way. For ones such as us, it is the only way to achieve what you are not born to. No mercy. It is our way."

"[in Hell] This is... most unusual. Death overwhelmed me in combat, and the darkness came over my senses. I felt a pulling, and followed it... and here we are. What place is this, I wonder?"