"Your actions affect so many others than yourself. You will come to realise how little choice you have. You will do what you must, become what you must, or others will pay for your cowardice. You will accept the gifts offered to you."

"Follow, and receive the gift you are owed by the blood in your veins. Follow, if only to protect the weak that fell because of you."

"I cannot be caged! I cannot be controlled! Understand this as you die, ever pathetic, ever fools!"

"No, you'll warrant no villain's exposition from me."

"I bid you farewell, Child of Bhaal. We shall not meet again."

"You walk as a mortal, taking no advantage from your heritage, from your talents within. So many things of flesh are greater than you. Walk among them, these beasts that are less than you are. See their strength; see how easily you fall to their muscle and skill. Why do you stand for this? Why do you submit to the flesh when death is bred in your bones? Do you realise the power you might hold? When the world of flesh is beneath you, even creatures mysterious and magical will fall!"

"You... You live yet?! You have less than a fraction of your soul, and yet somehow you continue to oppose me?!"

"The power... The power of the Tree is gone from me. You have been successful in your little scheme, insect, but now this ends! I will take great pleasure in eradicating such a nuisance as you."

"There is nothing else beyond my revenge. Revenge for what you did to me, what the Seldarine did to me!"

"I... I do not remember your love, Ellesime. I have tried. I have tried to recreate it, to spark it anew in my memory, but it is gone... a hollow, dead thing. For years, I clung to the memory of it. Then the memory of the memory. And then nothing. The Seldarine took that from me, too. I look upon you and feel nothing. I remember nothing but you turning your back on me, along with all the others. Once my thirst for power was everything. And now I hunger only for revenge. And I... WILL... HAVE IT!!"

"[To Minsc after he mentions what a great honor it is to fight next to Keldorn] Do not take honor in fighting with my presence. Take honor in that you fight for good, for that is my source of strength."

"Ye know, bag of tricks: ye and I are nay so different. Ye fetch awe with eye of newt and tongue of salamander, I with battle-axe and blood-lust."

"Be aware, Mazzy, I've something long, hard and low to the ground ye're free to touch and fondle. Child, no need to glare! 'Twas me axe I were referring to."

"Aye, now this be more like it! The first t' disobey me orders, gets an axe in their skull."

"Let's see what yer guts be lookin' like!"

"[to Aerie] If I wanted to listen to yer yip, ye prissy elf, I’d pull ye over my knee and smack yer bottom. At least then I’d have meself something interesting to do while ye blathered on."

"Aye! Great! BLASTED BLOODY WONDERFUL! Aye, let's go take on bloody TROLLS to get this man's gong back... and for NO REWARD, mind ye! I've a mind to go back to yon tavern and kick his BLOODY ARSE!"

"Well, that's one fine mess that I done cleaned up. They did the killin', but I ends up with the gold, the book, and the satisfaction of kickin' their tails. Aah, a good day..."

"[grumbling] ...bloody forest... damn tree-huggers and daisy-eaters... burn 'em all..."

"Aerie! Aerie! Cease yer whining! I'd swear on me father's coalcart ye were one o' them fey elves, with all the blasted crying coming from ye."

"[grumbling] ...and they think to call this civilization! Blasted bloody humans..."

"[in Hell] Hmm... I felt a draggin' on me foot, almost, when I died... and now here we be. Fair enough. It be far better than anything I were expectin' fer an afterlife."

"[upon final battle in Hell] Yer a fine one fer words, wizard, but for all yer pretty magicks, we've killed ye once and we'll be pleased to do so again!"

"[upon arriving in the pocketplane in ToB] Dang and bloody blast it! I swear I be thrice-damned the way ye yank me about from one place to the bloody next 'ere since we met! What does ye want now?"

"Me axe is bloody ready!"

"Bark yer orders already."

"So, are we gonna kill something now?"

"I am invincible, INVINCIBLE I say! *laughs*"

"I know! Find someone rich, and kill them! Then find someone richer, and kill them too! Hack and slash your way to fortune! Whoo-hoo!!"

"I'm sharp, I can come up with something... OK... find someone who knows what you want to know and threaten to kill them! Yeah! Then kill them! Woo-hoo!!!"

"I know! Start swinging! Eventually you'll lop off the head of someone important and then the good fights will REALLY start!"

"You know, once, long time ago, I was, like, a Moonblade."

"Err... find that wizard guy. Yeah... find him and kill him. Kill kill kill kill KILL!! Whoo-hoo!!"

"My brother's a +12 Hackmaster!"

"Choke up, dolt, your grip's all-wrong!"

"What's my status? Since when do you care about me unless I'm impaled in something's guts? Oh well, fine, let me think for a minute... Well, as a matter of fact I would like to register a complaint. I want to kill a dragon. Right now. Go find one and kill it. That would be SO cool."

"Murder! Death! Kill! Murder! Death! Kill! Bouah-ha-ha-ha!"

"Hands up, kiddies, who wants to die?"

"(sigh) ...come on..."

"(double sigh) Rassa-frackin' (grumbling) c'mon-c'mon-C'MON!!!"

"Come get some! Boo-yah!"

"YOINK!!! Got your nose!"

"You really need to clean me. I like to shine! Ha-ha-ha!"

"Kill it! Kill it quick before they're all gone!"

"Mwoo-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!"

"Swish! Hot butta!"

"I refuse to answer any more questions until I'm cleaned and polished thoroughly. Grab a rag already!"

"I'm the best at what I do, and what I do ain't pretty! *laughs*"

"I think you need to take better care of me. I've got more chips than a blind beaver! I look like a second rate pig-poker!"