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April 10, 2026
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"Steve Coogan — Octavius"
"Ricky Gervais — Dr. McPhee"
"Dan Stevens — Sir Lancelot"
"Owen Wilson — Jedediah"
"Rebel Wilson — Tilly"
"Andrea Martin — Rose (Archivist)"
"Robin Williams — Teddy Roosevelt, Voice of the Garuda"
"Brennan Elliott — Robert Fredericks"
"You can't change the plan unless you check with the people who are financing the plan which is, last time I checked, your mother and I."
"I mean, get the degree, then take a break."
"Smile, my boy. It's sunrise."
"These guys depend on me."
"Why don't you take a picture? It'll last longer!"
"Ben Kingsley — Merenkahre (Ahk's Father)"
"Anjali Jay — Shepseheret (Ahk's Mother)"
"Ben Stiller — Larry Daley/Laa"
"Crystal the Monkey — Dexter"
"Rachael Harris — Madeline Phelps"
"If I shouldn't come back, I forgive you what happened between you and Sobinski. But if I come back, it's a different matter."
"Well, Colonel, all I can say is... you can't have your cake and shoot it, too."
"[to her husband] You're the greatest actor in the world. Everybody knows that, including you."
"George Lynn - Actor-Adjutant"
"Henry Victor - Capt. Schultz"
"Maude Eburne - Anna"
"Stanley Ridges - Professor Alexander Siletsky"
"Sig Ruman - Col. Ehrhardt"
"Tom Dugan - Bronski"
"Lionel Atwill - Rawich"
"Charles Halton - Dobosh"
"Anna: What a husband doesn't know won't hurt his wife."
"Carole Lombard - Maria Tura"
"Jack Benny - Joseph Tura"
"Robert Stack - Lt. Stanislav Sobinski"
"Felix Bressart - Greenberg"
"Thomas F. Wilson – Dylan's teacher (cameo)"
"David Lander – a Wendy's employee (cameo)"
"Wilmer Valderrama – Marksman"
"Michael Cassidy – Dylan West/Houdini"
"Kate Mara – Summer Jones/Wonder"
"Spencer Breslin as Tucker Williams/Mega Boy"
"Ryan Newman – Cindy Collins/Princess"
"Tim Allen – Jack Shepard/Captain Zoom"
"Chevy Chase – Dr. Grant"
"Courteney Cox – Marsha Holloway"
"They're going to save the world...as long as they're home for dinner."
"Alexis Bledel – Ace (uncredited)"
"Kevin Zegers – Connor Shepard/Concussion"
"Devon Aoki – Daravia"
"Julian Madison - John Durston"
"Kathleen Howard - Amelia Bissonette"