"[to Atari, as he was checking his size to ride the Pagoda Slide] No, you can't ride the Pagoda Slide. You're below the safety-limit, anyway. Let's go. We made an emergency plan, even if we didn't get to vote and agree to it yet: rendez-vous at the cause-way to the Far-away Cuticles, and go find your dog. Maybe everybody else just got crushed, compacted, and incinerated- but we're going to be there. Let's go. [Atari goes up the stairs] Don't. Repeat: don't. I am not your pet. I never liked you. I don't care about you. I won't wait for you. I bite. [Atari goes up the slide] Good luck."

"I don't think I can stomach anymore of this garbage."

"I'm telling you, I don't fetch."

"I've been hunted by dog-catchers all my life. I'm not easy to trap. I've only got three captures on my record where I actually got sent to the pound, I mean, and the first two times, I escaped within 24 hours, but the third time... I got adopted before I could finish digging the break-out-tunnel. It was a big family. Five kids, two other dogs, already. They stuck me in the back of a station-wagon and drove me out to the middle of the sticks. Grass, trees, swimming pool, cartoons on TV. Anyway, one morning a week later, the youngest boy, his name was Toshiro, woke me up at 6:15, bright-eyed, wide-awake, and he tried to pet me. He didn't mean anything by it. He was just being friendly. Apparently, I bit him so hard, I nearly chewed his hand off. Blood all over the kitchen floor. They rushed him to the emergency room and I got pad-locked out in the tool-shed with the lights out. It gave me some time to think. What happened? Why did I do that? To this day, I have no idea. I guess he scared me. I bite. That night, an old woman, she must've been the grandmother brought me out a bowl of some homemade hibachi-chili. I like to think she cooked it for me, personally, but who knows? Maybe it was just more leftovers. But... You've got a tick. [takes off the tick off Rex's nose and spits onto the golf hole] Anyway, that's my favorite food I ever ate. The old woman made a great bowl of chili. [Rex: What happened after that?] I dug my way out by morning, jumped on the back of a dump-truck, and hitched back to Megasaki. I was always a street-dog, let's face it."

"[after Atari gives him a bath] Where'd you get that dog? He looks like me with a pink nose. I come from a nine-dog litter, but they drowned the sisters. We're not a rare breed: short-haired-Oceanic-speckled-ear/sport-hound-mix. [stammers] I'm getting confused now. My--my belly feels funny."

"We get the idea. You're looking for your lost dog, Spots. [to the other dogs] Does anybody know him?"

"Don't ask me to fetch that stick."

"[to Rex, Duke, King, and Boss] Let's take a vote."

"[growls after Atari tries to pet him] I bite."

"I've never been offered a Puppy Snap in my life. I don't even know what they taste like. Okay, I'll try it. [trying his first Puppy Snap] Crunchy. Salty. Supposedly, it cleans your teeth. This is my new favorite food. Thank you."

"Wait, what?"

"To the north, a long rickety causeway over a noxious sludge marsh leading to a radioactive landfill polluted by toxic chemical garbage. That’s our destination. Get ready to jump."

"[enraged; to Spots] You son of a bitch!! If we don't drown, I'm gonna strangle you myself. I don't care how many exploding teeth you try to spit out at me. Do you have any idea what that little pilot just went through to try to rescue you? How DARE you!"

"[to the owl] You'll meet a bitch named Nutmeg. Tell her Chief says, "I'll see you in Megasaki.""

"Why should I?"

"You make me sick. [vomits and walks to the four dogs] I've seen cats with more balls than you dogs. [yells at Duke] STOP LICKING YOUR WOUNDS!!! [Duke's eyes shift awkwardly as he just sits with his tongue out. Chief walks up to Boss] You hungry? Kill something and eat it. [walks up to Duke] You sick? Take a long nap. [walks up to King] You cold? Dig a hole in the ground, crawl into it, and bury yourself. [walks up to Rex] But nobody's giving up around here, and don't you forget it, ever. You're Rex. You're King. You're Duke! You're Boss! I'm Chief. We're a pack of scary indestructible alpha dogs. You're talking like a bunch of housebroken...pets."

"Go ahead, say it. I'm a stray, yeah."

"We’ll find him. Wherever he is, if he’s alive, we’ll find your dog."

"[to Rex] You're not our leader, we all are. Let's take a vote."

"[to Chief, Boss, Duke, and King] All in favor of not eating the little pilot, say "Aye"."

"Fisher Stevens – Scrap"

"I don't sit."

"Adam Carolla - Spanky Ham"

"Abbey DiGregorio - Ling-Ling"

"Jess Harnell - Captain Leslie Hero, King, Brian the Rhino Guard, the Bedrock bartender, and Wile E. Coyote."

"Kaitlyn Robrock - Smurfette"

"Vernon Wells - Network Head"

"Frank Welker - The Giant Who Shits Into His Own Mouth and Rhino Guard 2"

"Corey Burton - the Jew Producer's son"

"Tara Strong - Princess Clara, Toot Braunstein, Jew Producer's Wife, Real Princess, Sasha (Network Head's daughter), Betty Rubble, and the blonde woman in the bar in Bedrock"

"Cree Summer - Foxxy Love, Suck My Taint Girl, Network Head's wife and Mrs. Wilkinson"

"James Arnold Taylor - Wooldoor Jebediah Sockbat, Jew Producer, Barney Rubble, the Jew Producer's next-door neighbor Eddie, Rhino Guard 1, Brainy Smurf, Hefty Smurf, many of the audience members at The Suck My Taint Show and the Make-A-Point Wizard."

"Jack Plotnick - Xandir P. Wifflebottom"

"Seth MacFarlane - I.S.R.A.E.L. (Intelligent Smart Robot Animation Eraser Lady)"

"Gordon Heath as Narrator"

"All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others."

"Maurice Denham as All Animals"

"He's got the world in an UPROAR!"

"[to the Mafia before destroying them] Hello. What's the matter with you? You're not hard of hearing. Look, if you don't say "hello" by the time I count to two, I'm gonna bust you. One, two."

"No, you ain't! [he hits the boxer] We are!"

"[to Brother Bear] Take it easy, Bear. I'll get you a doctor. Look at here, after you get fixed up, maybe you better take a rest. Cut out that revolutionary game and find our old friend Fox and talk it over with him. Maybe he can help you make up your mind."

"[repeated line] Stop it, Fox. Stop it."

"I'm tired of trying to segregate, integrate, and masturbate anymore!"

"Ain't this a bitch!"

"[to Preacher Fox] Yeah, well, Boss, we been hustle these easy crackle Bear countries for a long time."

"Al Lewis – The Godfather"

"Richard Paul – Sonny"