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"But then I got to the final, final boss, and I won’t mince words, he chopped my soft ass up like avocado for the summ…"

"Hey, remember when Diablo 3 came out and it was always online even if you only wanted single player and everyone got …"

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"I know by this point you've all trained yourselves to not hear the phrase "subscribe to our patreon" alongside "got a…"