"[about TV hell] Screw up in here, and you're dead meat."

"[on the Star Trek-like show] Greetings, Captain Roy. Our remotes are synchronized. So wherever you go, I go. Enjoy th…"

"[to Roy about being on TV] You wanted to live in a TV fantasy? Well, you got your wish."

"[assessing her situation] Dynamite!? He's going to hit me with a train and blow me up? Roy!!!"

"Crowley: [to Roy and Helen] We did it! We beat Spike! Oh, I would have given an arm and a leg to see this! In fact, I…"

"A comedy-adventure from the other side of the screen."

"The devil has come for your soul...before a live studio audience."

"The Knables have signed up for a cable system that's out of this world...literally."

"Most people would love to get into television. Helen and Roy Knable are on borrowed time to get out of it...before th…"

"Something weird is on the air."