"Black September, they know the whole world is watching. If - I'm saying if - they kill a hostage on live television, whose story is it? Is it ours, or is it theirs?"

"Rony Herman - David Berger"

"Zinedine Soualem - Jacques Lesgards"

"Daniel Adeosun - Gary Slaughter"

"Benjamin Walker - Peter Jennings"

"Ben Chaplin - Marvin Bader"

"Peter Sarsgaard - Roone Arledge"

"Georgina Rich - Gladys Deist"

"Corey Johnson - Hank Hanson"

"Okay, look, I know this isn't a responsibility that everyone wants. But does it make more sense to have a talking head from News take over from halfway across the fucking world? Our job is to tell the stories of these individuals, whose lives are at stake, 100 yards away. And our job is really straightforward. We put the camera in the right place, and we follow the story as it unfolds in real time. News can tell us what it all meant after it's over. And I'm sure they're gonna try. But this is our story. And we're keeping it."

"Okay. You think they call us plastic now, babe, but wait 'til I get through telling them how we do it."

"Anyway, the idea is this: byproducts. Imagine Italians. Blonde wigs for kids! Swords! The whole phallic thing is happening! I mean, why don't we use CLASSIC things? MILLIONS! I'm telling you, MILLIONS!"

"Bob Rafelson - Himself"

"Jim Hanley - Frodis"

"Kristine Helstoski - Girl Friend"

"Dennis Hopper - Himself"

"Jack Nicholson - Movie Director in Restaurant"

"Teri Garr - Testy True"

"Carol Doda - Sally Silicone"

"Terry Chambers - Hero"

"Esther Shepard - Mother"

"John Hoffman - The Sexfiend"

"Linda Weaver - Lover Secretary"

"Hey, hey, we are The Monkees; We've said it all before; The money's in, we're made of tin; we're here to give you more; The money's in, we're made of tin, we're here to give you..."

"[chanted in unison] Hey hey we are the Monkees, you know we aim to please. A manufactured image with no philosophies."

"Well, let me tell you one thing son. Nobody ever lends money to a man with a sense of humor."

"[choosing Sonny Liston to box against] Great, I'll have a go at him. You won't hurt my face, will ya? Million dollar head, this."

"I. J. Jefferson - Lady Pleasure"

"William Bagdad - Black Sheik"

"Charles Macaulay - Inspector Shrink"

"Percy Helton - Heraldic Messenger"

"Victor Mature - The Big Victor"

"Michael Nesmith - Mike"

"Micky Dolenz - Micky"

"Annette Funicello - Teresa/Minnie"

"Abraham Sofaer - Swami"

"Vito Scotti - I. Vitteloni"

"T. C. Jones - Mr. and Mrs. Ace"

"Charles Irving - Mayor Feedback"

"Sonny Liston - Extra"

"Ray Nitschke - Private One"

"Frank Zappa - The Critic"

"June Fairchild - The Jumper"

"'Atta boy, Mike. 'Atta boy. 'Atta boy, Mike. 'Atta boy, Mike."

"Lee Kolima - Guard"

"Mike Burns - Nothing"

"Peter Tork - Peter"