"[first lines] What makes you happy? What makes you happy? Where do you go? Where do you go? Where do you hide? Where …"

"[after accidentally knocking Rosalyn off the roof] She had it coming."

"Mick Jagger I'm not!"

"Rosalyn Schecter: What do you think of my tits, Michael?"

"Bongo: Sonofabitch... this broad's got a hard-on!"

"The amorous life and misadventures of a virginal young pinball player...his Chicks...his Chums and a host of assorted…"

"More Spice from the makers of Fritz the Cat!"

"It's animated, but it's not a cartoon. It's funny, but it's not a comedy. It's real. It's unreal. It's heavy. Heavy T…"

"A day without sex... is a day wasted, man!"

"I'm just tired of all the fucking killing in Iraq. Why can't we just give peace a chance?"