"Hehehe. Quit touching my junk, pervert!!!!!!"

"Bite my shiny metal hat!"

"Six, seven, eight; lock the gate. One, two, three; turn the key. Thirty, fifty, ten; my dirty shifty friend?"

"Where are you? And me?"

"Stop making your point so ineffectively!"

"Leela's not just a chick, she's the chick I love. But don't tell her I called her a 'chick,' or she'll kill me."

"It's not all about money; although I would like much much more."

"[when trying to bend a brick wall] Granted, it's not on the list of approved bendables, but I'm... so... great!"

"[when dressed as a hooker as a distraction] Why hello boys [gets shot] Your eyes say no, but your machine gun fire sa…"

"Say, speaking of whatever the hell you just said, I need to make a cell phone telephone call. Can I borrow your cell …"