"Sweet photons. I don't know if you're waves or particles, but you go down smooth!"

"Here's your Gutenberg Bible, masters, plus the Colonel's Secret Recipe: Chicken, Grease, Salt!"

"Hasta la vista, Meatbag!"

"Must obey orders. Ohhhhh. Mustn't kill friend!! Ohhhhhh! Badly want to urinate!!!!!"

"[monotone] Entering auto destruct sequence. [normal] Awww crap, I hate auto destruct sequence! [monotone] Explosion i…"

"[monotone] 5-- [normal] Hey, I'm supposed to be the one saying cool things! [Gets frozen]"

"Fry old buddy, it's me, Bender! [blows up Fry's apartment]"

"While I was hacking off the Professor's hand with an extremely dull saw, I had time to think. Who could use a doomsda…"

"Hey ! I don't tell you how to tell me what to do, so don't tell me how to do what you tell me to do."

"I support and oppose many things, but not strongly enough to pick up a pen."