"[reading inscription] "If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent Him.""

"[while tripping on LSD] Oh Mother why didn't you tell me? Why didn't anybody tell me anything?...What are you doing t…"

"[about marijuana] It gives you a whole new way of looking at the day."

"I never really thought of myself as a freak, ya know...but I Love to Freak!"

"Whew. Man, look, I gotta get out of here, man. Now we - we got things we want to do, man, like - I just - uh - I gott…"

"You gotta be kidding. I mean, you know who this is, man? This is Captain America. I'm Billy. Hey, we're headliners ba…"

"Well, you boys don't look like you're from this part of the country. You're lucky I'm here to see that you don't get …"

"You can get out of here, if you haven't killed anybody - at least nobody white."

"[to guard] Very groovy. Very groovy. See there. I bet nobody ever said that to you."

"No, I mean it. You've got a nice place. It's not every man that can live off the land, you know. You do your own thin…"