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"Shop Assistant: Colleague? What colleague?"

"Shop Assistant's friend: Okay... I'm the manager! (grins)"

"Salesman: Ah sorry, are you... please tell me your the manager."

"Salesman: I was trying to talk to your colleague.."

"Salesman: You."

"Salesman: You know I've had a really stressful day."

"Salesman: What people? It's just the two of you and me."

"Salesman: Yeah. So what time did you start?"

"Shop Assistant: ... been travelling from Birmingham since five, yeah."

"Shop Assistant: What time did you start?"

"Shop Assistant: So it hasn't been a long day for you."

"Salesman: Yeah It hasn't been a long day for you."

"Salesman: Yeah, it has been a long day for me, I've been travelling from Birmingham since five."

"Salesman: I just told I've been travelling from Birmingham since five."

"Shop Assistant: Yeah It has been a long day."

"Salesman: Sorry, It's been a long day-"

"Salesman: Oh it's only ten in the morning."

"Salesman: I don't wanna buy 'em."

"Shop Assistant: Oh you don't wanna buy 'em now?"

"Shop Assistant: Have you seen anything else that you like?"

"Shop Assistant: Yeah it's 10 o'cloooock!"

"Shop Assistant: ...travelling from Birmingham since five."

"Shop Assistant: trying out some samples, yeah?"

"Salesman: So I was wondering if you would-"

"Salesman: Or shall I be speaking to the manager?"

"Salesman: Every piece is a one-off"

"Shop Assistant: Women's clothes (pronounced "clofes")"

"Shop assistant: Piece one-off."

"Shop Assistant: Should you be speaking to the manager?"

"Salesman: Err... I'm from a company called Simon-N-Tell..."

"Shop Assistant: ...Hiii...(bored tone)"

"Shop Assistant: Simon N Tell yeah..."

"One pound!"

"What was that? A number 1,2,3 or 4?!"

"Salesman: Hey...(No answer) Hi... Hello..."

"Salesman: We err specialize in women's clothes..."

"Salesman: You don't have to buy 'em now."

"Salesman: Yeah so..."

"Do you want a lollipop, maaaaaaaaaaaaaan??"

"Hey! Sodom and Gomorrah!"

"(Coughing and spluttering noises) Hmmmmm! I don't need to ask what you did in there man. That was definitely a gallon of number 3!"

"Do you do that at home?"

"Do I look like A to Z?"

"Lots of my friends are fat and they would eat you!"

"And I'll give you some antibiotics, 'cos that water is contam-u-nated maan!"

"I am going to Kennington! Cheers, mate!"

"(To passenger with a baby in a pram) Take your spaceship off my bus!"

"(Singing) Ing tha naame of Jesus! Ing tha naame of Jesus!"

"Cor blimey geezer mate!"

"The government doesn't want you to be this size/fat/heavy."