"Jon: Well guys, how would you like to experience something real scary? Garfield: Hmmm, Jon's gonna sing. Jon: Something so spooky you'll never get over it. Garfield: Hmmm, he's gonna sing and dance."

""Hold still, little spider, while I squash you with the window. Hey, I know it's kinda cruel, but it's part of my job." - Garfield [from the quickie "Spider"]"

"Binky: HEEEEEEEEYYYY, CAT!!! I'm Binky the Clown! Is this the home of Mrs. Edna Fogarty? Garfield: ...No.Binky: I'm here to wish her a happy 97th birthday! Garfield: If he does, Edna won't make 98.Binky: "Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday. Whoop-de-doo, whoop-de-doo. May your day be pleasant, open up your present - just for you, just for you!" [from Peace and Quiet]"

""Neither rain, nor snow, nor gloom of night--nor cat with bad disposition--will stay this clown from his appointed rounds." ~Binky"

"Jon: Garfield! How did you get here? Garfield: Knowing you, it was probably economy coach."

"Realtor: This is the Hot Chicks Room. The breakfast table's just over this way..."

"“This is a urinal cake, not a real cake.”"

"Man, I'm just so tired of all these Star Wars..."

"Captain Lunatic: I didn't fight a secret war in Nicaragua so you could walk the streets of freedom, badmouthing Lady America in your damn mirrored sunglasses!"

"Humans rule, dolphins can suck it!"

"They didn't even get the lyrics to 'Screwing Cats Doggie Style'!"

"I paid the psychotonimists over $4,000 because they promised me they could cure me of being white. And after they brainwashed me into believing I was an African-American I moved to the ghetto and upon greeting my first African-American brother he beat me mercilessly. And all I said was, "Hey, my nigger.""

"Well, Sgt. This whole operation is FUBAR!"

"“I made this bong out of a dildo I found. Its name is bonga-longa-dingdong”"

"David Allen Brooks — Max Eilerson"

"Alex Mendoza — Trace Miller"

"Tracy Scoggins — Capt. Elizabeth Lochley"

"Carrie Dobro — Dureena Nafeel"

"Marjean Holden — Dr. Sarah Chambers"

"Peter Woodward — Galen"

"Daniel Dae Kim — Lt. John Matheson"

"Gary Cole — Capt. Matthew Gideon"

"Mackenzie Crook - Gareth Keenan"

"Martin Freeman - Tim Canterbury"

"Ricky Gervais - David Brent"

"Lucy Davis - Dawn Tinsley"

"Angelo Muscat - The Butler (14 episodes)"

"Patrick McGoohan - The Prisoner / Number Six (17 episodes)"

"It was a place that is trying to destroy the individual by every means possible; trying to break his spirit, so that he accepts that he is No. 6 and will live there happily as No. 6 for ever after. And this is the one rebel that they can't break."

"Be seeing you."

"Denis Shaw - The Shop Keeper (2 episodes)"

"Fenella Fielding - The Announcer/Telephone Operator (voice only; unseen and uncredited, 6 episodes)"

"Colin Gordon - Number Two (2 episodes)"

"Leo McKern - Number Two (3 episodes)"

"Peter Swanwick - Supervisor (8 episodes)"

"Bradley Cooper - Will Tippin (Seasons 1-2, recurring afterwards)"

"Carl Lumbly - Marcus Dixon"

"Michael Vartan - Michael Vaughn (Seasons 1-4, recurring Season 5)"

"Lena Olin - Irina Derevko, aka Laura Bristow, aka The Man (Season 2, recurring afterwards)"

"Ron Rifkin - Arvin Sloane"

"Jennifer Garner - Sydney Bristow"

"Victor Garber - Jack Bristow"

"Amy Acker - Kelly Peyton (Season 5)"

"Rachel Nichols - Rachel Gibson (Season 5)"

"Balthazar Getty - Thomas Grace (Season 5)"

"Élodie Bouchez - Renée Rienne (Season 5)"

"Terry O'Quinn - F.B.I. Asst. Director Kendall (Recurring role)"

"Amanda Foreman - Carrie Bowman (Recurring role)"

"Mia Maestro - Nadia Santos (Season 4, recurring Season 5)"

"Melissa George - Lauren Reed (Season 3)"