"I loved ’24’… I loved the show, I loved doing the show. It was… it felt a little like Star Trek in some ways. The dialogue’s kind of timeless. It’s indistinct. It’s hard to describe. It’s almost a science fiction show, because time’s being compressed unnaturally. A lot of my time travel instincts were helpful in depicting events in ‘real time’ that were preposterous. CTU was kind of like the bridge of the Enterprise, man! People are sitting at consoles, talkin’ technobabble… really, we made that shit up. It was not based on anything. When Chloe’s doing the webcams and streetcams and doing triangulating this… it’s bullshit! None of this exists. We didn’t have a technical advisor. My favorite moments… I mean, I enjoyed bring back Tony Almeida, the Tony Almeida character. There’s a great line of dialogue I remember Manny and I did, where Jack says to Tony, “I’ll kill you again, and you’ll stay dead this time!”"

"Jack Bauer saved Los Angeles. He saved hundreds of thousands of lives, are you going to convict Jack Bauer? Say that criminal law is against him? 'You have the right to a jury trial?' Is any jury going to convict Jack Bauer? I don't think so.""

"Tagline: The first wave of attack will be terror. The last line of defense will be him."

"The Weasel (Voiced by Gregg Berger)"

"Newton Duck (Voiced by Frank Welker)"

"Plato (Voiced by Frank Welker)"

"Aloysius (Voiced by Kevin Meaney)"

"Edward R. Furrow (Voiced by Frank Welker)"

"The Wolf (Voiced by Gregg Berger)"

"The Fox (Voiced by Howie Morris)"

"Worm (Voiced by Howie Morris)"

"Fred Duck (Voiced by Frank Welker)"

"Mort (Voiced by Frank Welker), Gort (Voiced by Thom Huge), and Wart (Voiced by Howie Morris)"

"Sheldon (Voiced by Frank Welker)"

"Booker (Voiced by Frank Welker)"

"Lanolin (Voiced by Julie Payne)"

"Bo (Voiced by Frank Welker)"

"Wade (Voiced by Howie Morris)"

"Roy (Voiced by Thom Huge)"

"Orson (Voiced by Gregg Berger)"

"Demented Dave (Voiced by Gregg Berger)"

"Madman Murray (Voiced by Gregg Berger)"

"Moe the Cat Burglar (Voiced by Gregg Berger)"

"Rudy (Voiced by Gregg Berger)"

"Irving Burnside (Voiced by Gregg Berger)"

"Ludlow (Voiced by Don Messick)"

"The Singing Ants (Voiced by Ed Bogas)"

"Penelope (Voiced by Victoria Jackson)"

"AI G. Swindler (Voiced by Carl Ballantine)"

"Cactus Jake (Voiced by Pat Buttram)"

"Dr. Liz Wilson (Voiced by Julie Payne)"

"Herman Post (Voiced by Gregg Berger)"

"Binky the Clown (Voiced by Thom Huge)"

"Nermal (Voiced by Desiree Goyette)"

"Odie (Voiced by Gregg Berger)"

"Jon Arbuckle (Voiced by Thom Huge)"

"Garfield (Voiced by Lorenzo Music)"

""After seven seasons, we've pretty much said everything you can say in this spot." [From the final episode]"

""Today, an encore performance of our report 'Are There Too Many Reruns on Cartoon Shows'?" [from Episode 118]"

""The longest-running show on this channel, except for the news which is unfortunately funnier." [from Episode 117]"

""Today, a look into our writer's joke file! That's right, we examine both jokes!" [from Episodes 116 and 119]"

""This show is the answer. Unfortunately, no one's figured out the question yet." [From Episode 115]"

""Today, a Saturday morning investigative report - where did all those Smurfs go?" [from Episode 114]"

""Penelope is singing today, folks, so don't leave any expensive glassware near the TV." [From Episode 112]"

""Today, featuring the return of the Singing Ants. Boy, they have a good agent." [from Episode 111]"

""The funniest show on TV that doesn't have a 1-800 number to buy cheap junk." [from Episode 110]"

""The cartoon show to watch when you won't settle for just any cartoon show." [from Episodes 107, 108, and 113]"

""I was gonna do something spontaneous here, but I've been too busy to plan it." [from Episodes 106, 109, 119 and 120]"

""Today is Hit-a-Duck-in-the-Face-With-a-Lemon-Meringue-Pie Day. We'll explain later." [from Episodes 103 and 105]"

""And keep watching, or we'll have to change into a shopping network and sell bad jewelry." [from Episodes 102 and 104]"