"Oh, very you, lovely. So Henry asked us to give you a few pointers, didn't he? Well, pointer number 1: go home. Mother and I belong here and it's quite clear you just don't fit in. And pointer number 2: while you're packing, keep your grimy little Yankee paws off Armistead Stuart, he's mine."

"Maybe someone should've put a cork in it seventeen years ago."

"Sam Huntington - Jeremiah "Jam" Bruce"

"Members of Kiss:"

"Ron Jeremy - 0 Strip Club MC"

"Robert Smith - Simple Simon"

"Matthew G. Taylor - Chongo"

"Cody Jones as Little Kid"

"Joe Flaherty - Father Phillip McNulty"

"David Quane - Bobby"

"Nick Scotti - Kenny"

"Shannon Tweed - Amanda Finch"

"Emmanuelle Chriqui - Barbara"

"Natasha Lyonne - Christine"

"Melanie Lynskey - Beth Bumsteen"

"Lin Shaye - Mrs. Bruce"

"James DeBello - Trip Verudie"

"Giuseppe Andrews - Lex"

"Edward Furlong - Hawk"

"In October 1978, 4 high school students disappeared outside Detroit, Michigan. 20 years later, their footage was found."

"Disco Sucks!"

"Kiss The Rules Goodbye."

"They came. They saw. They rocked."

"Rock and roll all night. Party every day."

"You gotta lose your mind at Detroit Rock City!"

"[to Rudy] Hey, you must be the short, depressed kid we ordered. Glad you could make it."

"Michael Kirby - Eddy"

"Norma Dell'Agnese - Brenda"

"Matt Craven - Hardware"

"Margot Pinvidic - Jackie"

"Todd Hoffman - Wheels"

"Cindy Girling - Wendy"

"Keith Knight - Larry "Fink" Finkelstein"

"Jack Blum - Spaz"

"Sarah Torgov - Candace"

"Kristine DeBell - A.L."

"Russ Banham - Crockett"

"Kate Lynch - Roxanne"

"Harvey Atkin - Morty "Mickey" Melnick"

"Chris Makepeace - Rudy Gerner"

"Bill Murray - Tripper Harrison"