Sly Cooper Series

"Keep it peaceful, and I'll smash up anything you'd like!"

"The Murray knows no song, but the triumphant horn section of his own triumph!"

"(to Don Octavio) That does it! I'LL FLOSS MY TEETH WITH YOUR SPINE!! "The Murray" returns!"

"I wish I wasn't in this chair. I wish I could climb flagpoles and run along tightropes. But I can't."

"Oh boy, here comes the big guns. And by "guns" I mean a flying, giant, whale-dragonfly thing covered in robotic junk!"

"(to Muggshot) Your mother is a broken down tub of junk with more gentlemen callers than the operator!"

"When you two are done making out, I'll see you back at the Safehouse. Sheesh!"

"Uh, we need to put the smack down on these bad dudes... for justice."

"(while sabotaging the work of Don Octavio) Look away if you must, you're about to witness the dark side of electrical engineering. Kill a bunch of poor innocent fish, will he?"

"(to Sly) I can't believe that worked. You've got the worst Italian accent I've ever heard... No offense."

"Let go of me, you geriatric fiend!"

"The lasers! I get it, I can slide on the laser beams! Dad, you old rascal!"

"Listen up, Dirtbags! Time to clear out! From now on, this bar is Cooper Gang Turf!"

"How about you stop sending these guards up to kill me?"

"'Guys like me'? Are you saying I've got some competition for your affections?"

"For the first time, Carmelita didn't show up and card us all to jail. Ah well, I'll send her a postcard."

"(pirate accent) Argh, I forgot me #2 pencil for the scantron test!"

"Hello, assorted meatheads... and lady. Anyone feel like getting some exercise?"

"Aw. Come on, pal. There's always a way."