"It's just sex. You can decide who you wanna love, but not who you wanna screw. Attraction's out of our control. It ain't healthy keeping those feelings locked away inside."

"Martin Henderson - Wayne"

"Everybody likes sex. It's a gas. We're just not afraid to admit it. Queer, straight, black, white - it's all disco."

"Sheriff Dentler: Well, by the looks of everythin', I'd say one goddamn fucked up horror picture."

"Two keys to keepin' a healthy relationship. Never let a good woman out of your sight. Never mention her weight. How do you think I've been surrounded by so many beautiful females my whole life? There's an art to it."

"It'll be our secret. [runs over Pearl's head with the truck's wheels until she crushes Pearl to a pulp, speeds off] Divine intervention. Praise the fuckin' Lord."

"James Gaylyn - Sheriff Dentler"

"Mia Goth - Maxine Minx / Pearl"

"There wasn't anything he wouldn't do for me back then. That's the power of beauty."

"Well, you know I'm always game. My American Dream is not unreasonable. I just want a paid-for house with a big ole pool, so I can float around with my knees in the breeze and tan these titties."

"Take it from me, letting outdated traditions control how you live your life will get you nowhere."

"I don't wanna worry no more, Wayne. I deserve nice things. I have cosmopolitan taste."

"One God Damn Fucked Up Horror Picture"

"Gabbriette Bechtel - Tyler Trevino"

"- Grant Spencer"

"- Pastor Judah"

"- Teddy Spencer"

"- Milo Griffin"

"- Stevie Ward"

"- Ray Bronson"

"- Julie James"

"- Danica Richards"

"Your kindness won't save you. (Milo Griffin)"

"Your guilt won't save you. (Stevie Ward)"

"Your facts won't save you. (Tyler Trevino)"

"- Ava Brucks"

"Your history won't save you. (Ray Bronson)"

"Your experience won't save you. (Julie James)"

"Your popularity won't save you. (Danica Richards)"

"You get the ending you deserve."

"I need to start drinking."

"Karma is a killer."

"Your good intentions won't save you. (Ava Brucks)"

"What are you waiting for?"

"We are not going to die."

"You need to handle this. This isn't the first time there's been violence like this in Southport. It's not going to stop."

"You can't run, you can't hide. Get them before they get you."