Shrek Video Games

"Sleeping Beauty: I can't. I'm locked up too!"

"Fiona: (off-screen) Locked up in a prison cell. Can you find me?"

"Fiona: (off-screen) Charming is releasing all the prisoners -- except us! You have to get us out of here! Hurry!"

"Prisoner: Well, I'm not sure. I might get in trouble."

"Sleeping Beauty: Why are you attacking me? I'm a prisoner too!"

"Prisoner: We don't like royalty!"

"Fiona: (off-screen) You're getting closer! Follow my voice! Hurry!"

"Sleeping Beauty: This door needs a key. I guess the guards gave up on switch puzzles."

"Knight: Hey fellows, I hear Prince charming's show is going to be fantabulous. And Rapunzel's the lead."

"Knight #2: Oh, she's such a babe!"

"Knight #2: Good job, Barry -- now she's gonna cry."

"Barry: I'm sorry, I didn't know you were here."

"Barry; I wasn't even thinking of you! I was just thinking of, ummm...Cinderella!"

"Sleeping Beauty: Too late, losers! And now it's lights out from Sleeping Beauty!"

"Shrek: Fine. What are the rules?"

"Artie: Knock down his towers before time runs out."

"Artie: But -- I still have to do my final exam."

"Shrek: Puss, get a big burlap bag for the kid."

"Artie: You think your wife wants a high school dropout to be the new king? Is that what the people of Far Far Away deserve?"

"Shrek: Alright, fine! We'll go with your stupid quest! Let's get it over with!"

"Artie: Are we there yet? I'm freezing."

"Shrek: This was your great idea. Keep climbing."

"Pirate #2: Have at it mates, we're getting licked!"

"The Narrator: But, Shrek, Donkey and Puss in Boots would need to set sail to find Fiona's long-lost cousin, Arthur, and place him upon the throne. Fearless leader Shrek raced towards the pirate infested docks to begin his quest. Uh, for at least he would have if he didn't have an important royal duty to perform first."

"Shrek: Are you we're going the right way?"

"Artie: Of course I'm sure. I got an A in, uh, mapology. Look! A gnome! We'd better go around. I learned that they're vicious predators. Very territorial!"

"Shrek: Hello, little guy! You seem friendly! Have you seen the Lady of the Lake?"

"Artie: Nope, I'm not going anywhere."

"Gnome: Hide! Hide! Hide!"

"Gnome #2: Big fight! Big fight!"

"Donkey: Yeah, okay then."

"King Harold: There is another."

"Shrek: Donkey! Look, it hadn't even started yet. Just sit down."

"Donkey: Not me. Uh, uh. I got to see it all. Even a preview. Especially the preview."

"Shrek: Donkey, you're sitting on my lap."

"Donkey: Oh, sorry, Shrek."

"King Harold: You are the next heir to the throne."

"The Narrator: But the worried Shrek, thinking of the duties, the fame and the discomforts that came with the throne, beseeched the King to pass the crown to someone more worthy."

"Donkey: Aww, c'mon out, Shrek. It can't be that bad! Ooooo... It's not SO bad, Shrek. It's, ah, slenderizing! You look like a royal... something."

"Shrek: Alright, that's enough! I'm not wearing this!"

"Shrek: I'm not going!"

"Attendant #1: I'm afraid, my lord, that you have no choice in this matter. Royal attendants -- attack formation scepter twelve bravo!"

"Donkey: Ooh! A souvenir mug. You're definitely gonna want that. Gotta bring home gifts for the wives, you know! Ooh, ooh! I know! Smash the tables, Shrek! Now wasn't that satisfying? Pull that lever, Shrek? Oops! He he... didn't know the lever would do that. Grab those coins. Ooh, they're shiny! I can't wait to visit the gift shop!"

"Chef: Sir! Please behave! Ooh! Ow!"

"Attendant #2: More powder! More paint!"

"Attendant #3: Adjust your wig sir?"

"Shrek: Donkey..."

"Donkey: Course, there's Raoul, you KNOW he's gonna get all snippy about what you did to that wig."

"Puss in Boots: I am looking forward to this voyage, boss, but I am concerned that there appears to be an, how shall I say, an unfriendly presence in our way. I will scout ahead and secure your passage. You enjoy yourself."

"Fiona: (off-screen) Sleeping Beauty!"