"Shrek: I guess we don't have much choice now. We can cover more ground if we split up. Puss, Donkey, you got that way. Arthur and I will go this way."

"Artie: Shreeeeek!"

"Artie: Um, I think so. How do I get out of here?"

"Shrek: Not the way you came in. You'll have to find another way out."

"Puss in Boots: I think I see a short-cut."

"Donkey: Huh, I ain't goin' in there. You must be crazy. Well, someone needs to stay here and keep an eye on the future king."

"Merlin: Far Far Away, coming right up."

"Shrek: Again, not Far Far Away. I thought you knew that you were doing?"

"Artie: I'll scour the cave for fairies."

"Donkey: Arthur, I'm glad to see you. I found more fairies in the forest, but I need some help collecting them."

"Donkey: The fairies I just saw are just ahead."

"Puss in Boots: Well this looks like as good a place as any for gathering magic fairies. Ah, Arthur, Donkey, there you are. Let's find Shrek, so we can get back to Merlin."

"Shrek: Get him Artie! Go for the ropes, Artie!"

"Donkey: Uh-huh. Just like always knew your under big, mean, green, hairy, stinky outside, you'd be a good daddy."

"Artie: This is so lame, Charming. I can guarantee not a single teenager would be caught dead watching this WEAK production. You're missing a huge demographic."

"Artie: You know, for a long time, I told Shrek I didn't want to be king. Too much work, too much hassle. But now I know it's what I have to do."

"Shrek: Oh they'll get a new king alright."

"Prince Charming: Listen to the crowd, Shrek! Do you hear what I hear? I hear thousands of people crying out for a hero! A new king!"

"Prince Charming: You can't mean that boy Arthur! Ha! I know all about him. He's a coward. Last my men saw, he was skulking away into the woods. In any case, prepare yourself for our big scene, Shrek! It's showtime!"

"Prince Charming: What are you talking about?"

"Prince Charming: Guards! Get the boy and chain him up!"

"Prince Charming: Extras! Stage right! Get him! Lightning crew! Capture that boy! Cyclops! That's your cue!"

"Prince Charming: No! You know what they say. It's not over until the fat ogre sings!"

"Artie: Um, I'm not an expert on the theatre, but I'm pretty sure they don't say that."

"Prince charming: Go get your own kingdom! Play to the crowd!"

"Shrek: Alright! Excellent! Take a bow, Charming. Show's over."

"Shrek: Not just yet..."

"Crowd: (Cheers)"

"Shrek: Okay, Donkey, here's a royal decree. Shut it."

"Donkey: Hey, hey. It's fine by me. You wanna keep on being Sir Stinky all the time. I was thinking about the rest of us. You know kinda like a public service."

"Shrek: King? Me? You must be joking."

"King Harold: Hmm, you've got a point. There is another heir to the throne... your cousin, Arthur."

"Donkey: He went that way."

"Shrek: Don't move. I'll go get him."

"Private: That, my friend, is top secret information. But I will tell you this... if you see a fairy, pick it up. They have magical powers that will help you on your quest. - Over and out."

"Gloria: There are magical items hidden all around. Collect them and you can gain special abilities."

"Donkey: Your help? He needs my help before he needs your help..now which way did he go?"

"Puss in Boots: Oh come on, follow me."

"Stella: Whew, only an ogre could stand to walk through that stench!"

"Verne: There are evil scary trees in the forest. If you attack them, they will grow back. To defeat them you must attack them before they are fully grown."

"Shrek: Yep, you're the one and only, er, man for the job!"

"Donkey: I think they went that way."

"Donkey: Shrek! Where you been? We've been looking everywhere for you."

"Puss in Boots: Whoa, what is that?"

"Shrek: We have to get back to Far Far Away. Fiona is in danger."

"Artie: Hold on, Shrek. Merlin can help us."

"Artie: He's a wizard. He has to have some way of getting us back fast."

"Shrek: Alright, you have one minute, then we do things my way."

"Artie: Please, their - our - kingdom is in trouble."

"Prince Charming: Bravo! Fantastic speech! Now get off the stage and stop interrupting my show!"