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"Insane! Courageous, but insane!"
"[Regarding Drummer] And I thought Church was an asshole..."
"You know, I'd love to party with you boys, but I don't have my shit. [Barney hands Doc his set of knives] That's my shit!"
"Jing-a-lang, jang-a-lang..."
"[Sees Ceasar's gun] What the hell is that?"
"Lots to digest."
"You finished here?"
"Useless bunch... You want something done right..."
"Oh, we don't need this, do we? [Throws away gun]"
"[After shooting Barney] Come on, stand up. You'll feel better."
"Hey Barney! You should have killed me when you had the chance. If you want the kids, come get 'em! [Features a video showing the younger Expendables captured]"
"Welcome to the 21st century."
"[Piloting a helicopter in the battlefield] Drummer's in the house!"
"This happened on my watch. You fucked up, and now I'm wearing it."
"Damn, that's cool!"
"[Climbing a cliff, looking at the adjacent ledge] You know what, I'm gonna come out and say it. I belong ON you. One, two, thr... [Jumps but misses the ledge, parachutes down]"
"Sylvester Stallone as "Barney Ross""
"Jason Statham as "Lee Christmas""
"Jet Li as "Yin Yang""
"Randy Couture as "Toll Road""
"Dolph Lundgren as "Gunnar Jensen""
"Terry Crews as "Hale Caesar""
"[To Booker] Who's next? Rambo?"
"[Dressed as a priest] By the powers vested in me, I now pronounce you man and knife."
"[To Lee] I hate to break it to you pal, but your girlfriend over there a the world-class cheating gene."
"Burt Young - Paulie Pennino"
"Burgess Meredith - Mickey Goldmill (in flashbacks)"
"Tommy Morrison - Tommy "The Machine" Gunn"
"You see, fear is a fighter's best friend. You know, but it ain't nothing to be ashamed of. See, fear keeps you sharp, it keeps you awake, you know, it makes you want to survive. You know what I mean? But the thing is, you gotta learn how to control it. All right? 'Cause fear is like this fire, all right? And it's burning deep inside. Now, if you control it, Tommy, it's gonna make you hot. But, you see, if this thing here, it controls you, it's gonna burn you and everything else around you up. That's right, you know?"
"Sylvester Stallone - Rocky Balboa"
"Talia Shire - Adrian Pennino"
"Richard Gant - George Washington Duke"
"Paul Micale - Father Carmine"
"Tony Manero knows the old days are over - But nobody's gonna tell him he can't feel that good again."
"It's five years later for Tony Manero. The fever still burns!"
"Richard Crenna - Col. Samuel Trautman"
"Julia Nickson - Co-Bao"
"Sir, do we get to win this time?"
"[miffed at Murdock's doubts about Rambo] Pressure? Let me just say that Rambo is the best combat vet I've ever seen. A pure fighting machine with only a desire - to win a war that someone else lost. And if winning means he has to die - he'll die. No fear, no regrets. And one more thing, what you choose to call hell, he calls home."
"What most people call hell, he calls home."
"They sent him on a mission and set him up to fail, but they made one fatal mistake. They forgot who they were dealing with: Rambo."
"No man, no law, no war can stop him."
"Sylvester Stallone - John Rambo"
"Charles Napier - Marshall Murdock"
"Heroes never die.... They just reload."
"You know what you are... what you're made of."
"Live for nothing or die for something."
"Paul Schulze - Michael Burnett"
"Maung Maung Khin - Tint"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!