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"Arnold Schwarzenegger as "Trent Mauser""
"Harrison Ford as Drummer"
"Kelsey Grammer as Bonaparte"
"Glen Powell as Thorn"
"Antonio Banderas as Galgo"
"Victor Ortiz as Mars"
"Ronda Rousey as Luna"
"Kellan Lutz as Smilee"
"Jet Li as Yin Yang"
"Ivan Kostadinov as Krug"
"Robert Davi as Goran Vata"
"Mel Gibson as Stonebanks"
"Wesley Snipes as Doc"
"Get fired up August 15."
"Never send a boy to do a man's job."
"Insane! Courageous, but insane!"
"[Regarding Drummer] And I thought Church was an asshole..."
"You know, I'd love to party with you boys, but I don't have my shit. [Barney hands Doc his set of knives] That's my shit!"
"Jing-a-lang, jang-a-lang..."
"[Sees Ceasar's gun] What the hell is that?"
"Lots to digest."
"You finished here?"
"How hard can it be to kill ten men?"
"Useless bunch... You want something done right..."
"Oh, we don't need this, do we? [Throws away gun]"
"[After shooting Barney] Come on, stand up. You'll feel better."
"Hey Barney! You should have killed me when you had the chance. If you want the kids, come get 'em! [Features a video showing the younger Expendables captured]"
"Welcome to the 21st century."
"[Piloting a helicopter in the battlefield] Drummer's in the house!"
"This happened on my watch. You fucked up, and now I'm wearing it."
"Damn, that's cool!"
"[Climbing a cliff, looking at the adjacent ledge] You know what, I'm gonna come out and say it. I belong ON you. One, two, thr... [Jumps but misses the ledge, parachutes down]"
"[After Smilee performs an outrageous stunt] Couldn't take the stairs?"
"Jason Statham as "Lee Christmas""
"Jet Li as "Yin Yang""
"Randy Couture as "Toll Road""
"Dolph Lundgren as "Gunnar Jensen""
"Terry Crews as "Hale Caesar""
"Sylvester Stallone as "Barney Ross""
"Barney Ross: [Sees Stonebanks] It can't be..."
"[After Barney shoots Conrad] I am The Hague."
"You were stupid enough to get yourself into this mess! And we're the only ones crazy enough to get you out of it!"
"Good morning! Let's get to the CHOPPA!"
"If your guys wanted to fight, why didn't they just get married?"
"Happy hunting!"
"Hurry up. It's boring."
"I'm getting out of this business, and so should you."
"Then I guess our favors are done. [Smoking a cigar] But you're still an idiot! [The last word echoes through the hangar]"
"[Repeated line] Men."
"'Bout time you boys showed up!"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!