Screenplays By M Night Shyamalan

"Robert Loggia - Grandpa Beal"

"Joseph Cross - Joshua A. Beal"

"Rosie O'Donnell - Sister Terry"

"Camryn Manheim - Sister Sophia"

"She Had All The Answers... Until Now!"

"First kisses. Outrageous pranks. A teacher with a killer fastball. To survive this year, Joshua Beal will have to stay..."

"Denis Leary - Mr. Beal"

"[looking across into girls' play yard] I don't know why they put this fence up. Why would anyone want to go over there, anyway?"

"Sister Terry: Joshua, why do you feel the need to do these things?"

"Dana Delany - Mrs. Beal"

"Vicki Giunta - Sister Beatrice"

"Meeting your best friend. Finding your favorite teacher. Having your first crush. Remember what it felt like to be..."

"A comedy that will raise your spirits and keep you laughing."

"Mrs. Beal: [waking him] Joshua. Joshua. Joshua, please, you're a 5th grader today, you're almost a man."

"Those are the kids in my class. Kids in uniforms don't smile very much."

"Julia Stiles - Neena Beal"

"Before this year, bullies were just bullies for no reason, weirdos were just weird, and daredevils weren't afraid of anything. Before this year, people I loved lived forever. I spent this year looking for something and wound up seeing everything around me. It's like I was asleep before and finally woke up. Know what? I'm wide-awake now."

"My name is Joshua A. Beal. I live in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. And I believe two things. Not all angels have wings. And sixth grade's got to be easier than this."

"Mackenzie: So who's the lucky rebound skank?"

"Taylor: You didn't think you became popular for real, did you? Oh, you did? That's so sweet."

"You didn't really think I'd leave for All-Star Road Rules and still be dating you? Oh, you did? That's so sweet."

"Dean: One second, you're Zack Siler, class president, stand-out athlete, all-around bad-ass mamba-jahamba; the next thing you know, you're Zack Siler, bitch-boy."

"Give her the right look, the right boyfriend, and bam. In six weeks she's being named prom queen."

"So, Laney, I was wondering if you wanted to... [Laney walks away]... embarrass me horribly in front of all these people."

"Girl: My soul is an island, my car is a Ford."

"It's not about disrespect, it's just gas."

"Am I a bet? Am I a FUCKING BET?"

"This is all fascinating, Taylor, but could you skip to the part where you decided to screw me over."

"Sometimes when you open up to people, you let the bad in with the good."

"Kimberly 'Lil' Kim' Jones — Alex"

"What is this, some sort of dork outreach program?"

"Gabrielle Union — Katie"

"Stalking is illegal in all 50 states."

"Usher Raymond — Campus DJ"

"Dulé Hill — Preston"

"Anna Paquin — Mackenzie Siler"

"Kieran Culkin — Simon Boggs"

"Elden Henson — Jesse Jackson"

"I feel just like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. You know, except for the whole hooker thing."

"Tamara Mello — Chandler"

"Matthew Lillard — Brock Hudson"

"Paul Walker — Dean Sampson"

"Jodi Lyn O'Keefe — Taylor Vaughan"

"Rachael Leigh Cook — Laney Boggs"

"Who the HELL would nominate me?"

"All you have left is a C-minus GPA with a Wonderbra."

"Kevin Pollak — Wayne Boggs"

"Freddie Prinze Jr. — Zack Siler"

"Spencer Treat Clark as Joseph Dunn"

"Charlayne Woodard as Mrs. Price"