She's All That

"What is this, some sort of dork outreach program?"

"Stalking is illegal in all 50 states."

"I feel just like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. You know, except for the whole hooker thing."

"Who the HELL would nominate me?"

"Am I a bet? Am I a FUCKING BET?"

"This is all fascinating, Taylor, but could you skip to the part where you decided to screw me over."

"Sometimes when you open up to people, you let the bad in with the good."

"All you have left is a C-minus GPA with a Wonderbra."

"Give her the right look, the right boyfriend, and bam. In six weeks she's being named prom queen."

"So, Laney, I was wondering if you wanted to... [Laney walks away]... embarrass me horribly in front of all these people."

"It's not about disrespect, it's just gas."

"You didn't really think I'd leave for All-Star Road Rules and still be dating you? Oh, you did? That's so sweet."

"Mackenzie: So who's the lucky rebound skank?"

"Taylor: You didn't think you became popular for real, did you? Oh, you did? That's so sweet."

"Dean: One second, you're Zack Siler, class president, stand-out athlete, all-around bad-ass mamba-jahamba; the next thing you know, you're Zack Siler, bitch-boy."

"Girl: My soul is an island, my car is a Ford."

"Freddie Prinze Jr. — Zack Siler"

"Rachael Leigh Cook — Laney Boggs"

"Matthew Lillard — Brock Hudson"

"Paul Walker — Dean Sampson"

"Jodi Lyn O'Keefe — Taylor Vaughan"

"Kevin Pollak — Wayne Boggs"

"Anna Paquin — Mackenzie Siler"

"Kieran Culkin — Simon Boggs"

"Elden Henson — Jesse Jackson"

"Usher Raymond — Campus DJ"

"Kimberly 'Lil' Kim' Jones — Alex"

"Gabrielle Union — Katie"

"Dulé Hill — Preston"

"Tamara Mello — Chandler"