Screenplays By Lowell Ganz

"TRUSTED us? They don't even KNOW us! They followed us because we yelled "yah!"."

"No, that was "I like your ass; can I wear it as a hat?"."

"[while Phil is taking pictures of Mitch getting his butt wound stitched] Phil, let the man keep what's left of his dignity."

"To Curly, as they're delivering a calf.] You know, this was not in the brochure."

"Ann Cusack - Shirley Baker"

"Renée Coleman - Alice "Skeeter" Gaspers"

"Tracy Reiner - Betty "Spaghetti" Horn"

"Rosie O'Donnell - Doris Murphy"

"Megan Cavanagh - Marla Hooch"

"Anne Ramsay - Helen Haley"

"Bitty Schram - Evelyn Gardner"

"Madonna (entertainer) - Mae Mordabito"

"Jon Lovitz - Ernie Capadino"

"Lori Petty - Kit Keller"

"Geena Davis - Dottie Hinson"

"[to the Peaches' homely chaperone] By the way, I loved you in the Wizard of Oz."

"Tom Hanks - Jimmy Dugan"

"A woman's place is on home, first, second, and third."

"Once in a lifetime you get a chance to do something different."

"This summer, Tom Hanks and the Rockford Peaches prove that a woman's place is at home...first, second & third."

"There's no crying in baseball!"

"To achieve the incredible you have to attempt the impossible."

"[to Dottie] You ever hear Dad introduce us to people? "This is our daughter Dottie, and this is our other daughter, Dottie's sister." Should've just had you and bought a dog!"

""Here's a job for you, Jimmy. Managing girl ballplayers. Just go out there, wave your little hat around - but don't drink." Ah! Why would I wanna drink? I'm a goddamn Peach! [Hits a ground ball] Ah, double play! Now I'm hitting like a girl. "But be nice to them, they're good ballplayers." [Hits a deep fly ball] Ah! Catch that, blondie! Ha, ha!"

"[to an umpire] Did anyone ever tell you, you look like a penis with that little hat on? [after the umpire throws him out] I can't believe nobody ever called you that before!"

"Bill Pullman - Bob Hinson"

"Garry Marshall - Walter Harvey"

"Téa Leoni - Racine first base"

"Janet Jones - Racine pitcher"

"David Strathairn - Ira Lowenstein"