A League of Their Own

"[to the Peaches' homely chaperone] By the way, I loved you in the Wizard of Oz."

"[to an umpire] Did anyone ever tell you, you look like a penis with that little hat on? [after the umpire throws him out] I can't believe nobody ever called you that before!"

""Here's a job for you, Jimmy. Managing girl ballplayers. Just go out there, wave your little hat around - but don't drink." Ah! Why would I wanna drink? I'm a goddamn Peach! [Hits a ground ball] Ah, double play! Now I'm hitting like a girl. "But be nice to them, they're good ballplayers." [Hits a deep fly ball] Ah! Catch that, blondie! Ha, ha!"

"[to Dottie] You ever hear Dad introduce us to people? "This is our daughter Dottie, and this is our other daughter, Dottie's sister." Should've just had you and bought a dog!"

"To achieve the incredible you have to attempt the impossible."

"There's no crying in baseball!"

"This summer, Tom Hanks and the Rockford Peaches prove that a woman's place is at home...first, second & third."

"Once in a lifetime you get a chance to do something different."

"A woman's place is on home, first, second, and third."

"Tom Hanks - Jimmy Dugan"

"Geena Davis - Dottie Hinson"

"Lori Petty - Kit Keller"

"Jon Lovitz - Ernie Capadino"

"Madonna (entertainer) - Mae Mordabito"

"Bitty Schram - Evelyn Gardner"

"Anne Ramsay - Helen Haley"

"Megan Cavanagh - Marla Hooch"

"Rosie O'Donnell - Doris Murphy"

"Tracy Reiner - Betty "Spaghetti" Horn"

"Renée Coleman - Alice "Skeeter" Gaspers"

"Ann Cusack - Shirley Baker"

"David Strathairn - Ira Lowenstein"

"Garry Marshall - Walter Harvey"

"Bill Pullman - Bob Hinson"

"Janet Jones - Racine pitcher"

"Téa Leoni - Racine first base"