Screenplays By Adam Sandler

"Theresa Merritt as Juanita"

"Larry Hankin as Carl Alphonse"

"Mark Beltzman as Jack"

"Norm Macdonald as Frank"

"Josh Mostel as Principal Max Anderson"

"Bradley Whitford as Eric Gordon"

"Bridgette Wilson as Veronica Vaughn"

"Darren McGavin as Brian Madison"

"Adam Sandler as Billy Madison"

"A Comedy About An Overwhelming Underachiever."

"There's A New Name For Dumb."

"To Inherit His Family's Fortune, Billy Is Going Back To School...Way Back!"

"Billy Madison's Going Back To School...Way Back!"

"What do I care about some stupid, phony wrestling guy?"

"[after he hallucinates and sees the penguin at Veronica's house; drunkenly] Oh. I see what's going' on in here. [the penguin waves at him] So sorry to interrupt! [turns to Veronica] Proceed!"

"[drunk] You, me, Jack and Frank are gonna go around putting shit on people's doorsteps and we gonna sets it on fire!"

"[to the female high-school classmate] No, I will not make out with you! [laughs] Did you hear that?! This girl wants to make out with me in the middle of class! You got chlorophyll man talking about God knows what! All she's talking about is making out with me! I'm here to learn, everybody, not to make out with you! Go on with the chlorophyll!"

"Chlorophyll?! More like BORE-O-PHYLL! Right?"

"He doesn't play golf... he destroys it."

"Julie Bowen — Virginia Venit"

"Christopher McDonald — Shooter McGavin"

"Adam Sandler — Happy Gilmore"

"Ben Stiller (uncredited) — Hal L."

"Verne Lundquist — Himself"

"Dennis Dugan — Doug"

"Lee Trevino — Himself"

"Joe Flaherty — Donald"

"Richard Kiel — Mr. Larson"

"Bob Barker — Himself"

"Allen Covert — Otto"

"Carl Weathers — Derick "Chubbs" Peterson"

"Frances Bay — Grandma"