"You can do whatever you want with your life, but one day you'll know what love truly is. It's the sour and the sweet. And I know sour, which allows me to appreciate the sweet."

"I'll find you again."

"Come here... I want to tell you a secret."

"I meant that to be your forehead."

"Holy God. This is going to change my life in a zillion different ways. I must be nuts."

"But I just think good things will happen, if you are a good person with a good attitude, don't you think?"

"Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around."

"I think she's the saddest girl to ever hold a martini."

"I'll tell you in another life when we are both cats."

"I am a pleasure delayer."

"I don't care if God calls, I'm very, very busy."

"You keep the relationship casual, until the absolute breaking point. And then one evening or afternoon or morning, it could be months from now. Well, you know how it works"

"A new form of me began to take shape. I planned my reemergence, like the Normandy invasion. (Sofia, Sofia...) I'll just say it - I did my homework. I read every memo. Thomas Tipp was right: People will read again."

"You're not blind. You're drinking Jack Daniels, and when you drink Jack, you start in with that... Frank Sinatra, she shot me down, give me a cigarette, "King of Sad" thing."

"I want to live a real life... I don't want to dream any longer."

"I wanna wake up! Tech support! It's a nightmare! Tech support! Tech support!"

"These? These are more than headaches. These are steel plates slicing through my every thought."

"Doc, once you've been driven off a bridge at 80 miles an hour, somehow you don't invite happiness in without a full body search."

"Look at us. I'm frozen, and you're dead. And I love you."

"I remember. Somebody died. It was me."

"I lost you when I got in that car. I'm sorry."

"Good. Because for a minute there I thought we were talking about A FUCKING MASK!!!"

"Summer Glau - River Tam"

"Noël Burton - the Clinko Learning instructor"

"Earl Paskto as the Bartender"

"Sylvain Landry as Sammy"

"Christian Tessier as Mickey"

"Michael Byrne - Parson staffer"

"Tim Post - the Assistant Planetship"

"Shaun Austin-Olsen - Planetship Numph"

"Michael MacRae - District Manager Zete"

"Kelly Preston - Chirk"

"Richard Tyson - Robert the Fox"

"Sabine Karesenti - Chrissy"

"Kim Coates - Carlo"

"Forest Whitaker as Ker"

"Barry Pepper - Jonnie Goodboy Tyler"

"John Travolta - Terl"

"On May 12, we fight back."

"Prepare to go Psychlo"

"Take back the planet"

"Prepare for battle"

"...even by Hollywood's titanic standards, Battlefield Earth stands out as an example of blind hubris and folly ... how could such a movie happen?"

"...the greatest White Zombie-GWAR music video ever ... If filmmaking has ever been less thrilling and more disengaging, I'd like to see it."

"...an authentic howler of the Big Dumb and Loud school..."

"...breathtakingly awful in concept and execution... trite, befogged and dorky... glowering, humorless, clumsily rendered."