"[Taking Jonnie to a library] When we attacked your planet, all your soldiers and all their advanced technology could …"

"Never underestimate what a little leverage can do, rat-brain!"

"Attention. This is Terl, your chief of security. Exterminate all man-animals at will, and happy hunting!"

"You have been quite a challenge, rat-brain, and you're going to make a hell of a conversation piece when you're stuff…"

"I am going to make you as happy as a baby Psychlo on a straight diet of kerbango."

"I'm going to fire all my wives and buy new ones! Maybe pretty ones this time."

"Look at the bright side! You may not be wallowing in luxury on Psychlo, but at least you finally got your gold. [laughs]"

"Battlefield Earth has the feel of a movie made by a precocious 8-year-old with access to too many leftover costumes f…"

"The plot depends on the most ludicrous decisions and senseless actions ever made by a thinking race."

"Sylvain Landry as Sammy"