"Things fall apart, they say. Uther had betrayed me, killed Cornwall. But then, I'd betrayed Igraine by helping Uther seduce her. So the wheel of life turns - one betrayal leads to another and another. The innocent die. It haunted me for the rest of my life."

"Only one tear was shed for Vortigern, and his pride had cast it away. He paid for it with his life."

"I'll kill you anyway I can, Vortigern...but I will kill you."

"They say that when you're unhappy, time slows to a crawl. On the other hand, when your happy ... my childhood must have been very happy, for it was over in a flash."

"I had won. I was trying to smile but it was the smile of desolation. Inside, I felt only the pity and the terror and the waste of it all. Everyone I had ever loved, and who ever loved me — all gone... all gone down..."

"I knew I would never see her again."

"Jessica Hecht - Eliot"

"Anthony Edwards - Jim Paretta"

"Matthew Pleszewicz - Sam at age 5"

"Christopher Kovaleski - Sam"

"Julianne Moore - Telly Paretta"

"Something terrible is happening. It can't be explained. It can't be stopped. On September 24, it can happen to you."

"What if you were told every moment you experienced, every memory you held dear... never happened?"

"What if everyone you loved... every moment you held dear... changed forever?"

"Nothing can prepare you."

"On September 24, you will be forgotten."

"On September 24, everything you've experienced, everything you've known, never happened."

"You'll Never Forget The Ones You Love"

"A Friendly Man: You need to FORGET!"

"Jim Paretta: My wife is delusional. She needs help."

"Telly Paretta, stop! I'm Detective Pope! I tracked the man to this house. I shot him in the leg, and nothing. He is not human! I believe you!"

"You don't know very much. National Security, huh? Better buy better locks."

"Did we get married?"

"Baseball is great. It's the only sport in the world that you can play while taking a nap."

"Where is my son?"

"Please tell me, no one will know that you spoke to us. I swear to you!"

"I had life inside me. I had life. I have a child. I have a son. I have a son, and his name is Sam, you son of a bitch."

"Alfre Woodard - Det. Anne Pope"

"Linus Roache - A Friendly Man"

"Dominic West - Ash Correll"

"Gary Sinise - Dr. Jack Munce"

"[the "Fuddruckers" company's name has changed over the years] Buttfuckers"

"Carl's Jr: Fuck you! I'm eating."

"If you don't smoke Tarrlytons... Fuck you!"

"After several hours, Joe finally gave up on logic and reason, and simply told the cabinet that he could talk to plants and that they wanted water."

"Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator had come to replace water virtually everywhere."

"Dwayne Elizondo Camacho …Five-time Ultimate Smackdown champion …Porn superstar …And president of the United States."

"Joe was about to learn, that in the future, justice was not only blind, but had become rather retarded as well."

"But the English language had deteriorated into a hybrid of hillbilly, valley girl, inner city slang, and various grunts."

"Now, since you all say you ain't got no money, we have "proprietarily" obtained for you one of them court-appointed lawyers, so put your hands together and give it up for Frito Pendejo!"

"I'm fixin' to commensurate this trial here. We gonna see if we can come up with a verdict up in here!"

"Now I understand everyone's shit is emotional right now."

"Come on, scro! Don't be a pussy! Besides, you do a kick-ass job and you get a full pardon."

"Shit. I know shit's bad right now. With all that starving bullshit. And the dust storms. And we're running out of French Fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution."

"Shut up. Sit your monkey ass down. Chill out."

"So you're smart, huh? I thought your head would be bigger. Looks like a peanut!"

"I'll base your ass on my fist! In your face, ass! Shut up!"