"Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Sr.: The coach put me on these babies. You know what happened? I put on twenty pounds of pure unadulterated blitz-the-quarterback-and-rip-his-head-off muscle, Russell!"

"Nick: I'm on a special diet. No toxic waste."

"I was taught that my prince would come and I would have his children... and on the weekends we would barbecue... and all the other princes and their princesses would come and they would say "delicious delicious..." Oh how boring ..."

"Adrians dead, it's every man for himself."

"I kill with my cunt."

"Whether or not I like someone doesn't depend on what kind of genitals they have."

"You wanna know who and what I am?... I'm a killer...."

"Imagine the face of terror is the one you love."

"Johnny Depp as Commander Spencer Armacost"

"Tom Noonan as Jackson McLaren"

"Clea DuVall as Nan"

"Witness the birth of pure evil."

"Charlize Theron as Jillian Armacost"

"Blair Brown as Shelly McLaren"

"Nick Cassavetes as Capt. Alex Streck"

"Joe Morton as Sherman Reese, NASA Representative"

"You know, men are like… like parking spaces. All the good ones are taken. All the available ones are handicapped."

"Donna Murphy as Natalie Streck"

"Daniel Brocklebank — Young Merlin"

"James Earl Jones-The Mountain King"

"Lena Headey — Queen Guinevere"

"Jeremy Sheffield — Sir Lancelot du Lac"

"Mark Jax — King Uther Pendragon"

"Isabella Rossellini — Nimue"

"Rutger Hauer — King Vortigern"

"Jason Done — Mordred"

"Paul Curran — King Arthur Pendragon"

"Martin Short — Frik"

"John Gielgud — King Constant"

"Miranda Richardson — Mab, Queen of the Old Ways/The Lady of the Lake"

"Helena Bonham Carter — Morgan Le Fay"

"Sam Neill — Merlin"

"Mordred: Die, dear Auntie Mab? That's the last thing I should do."

"Morgan Le Fay: You see, Merlin? You took my family away from me. Now, I have new one."

"Morgan Le Fay: Beauty is always only an illusion, Merlin. Didn't you know that?"

"Morgan Le Fay: Oh, you would think of the future, Merlin. Because the past is too painful."

"Vortigern: That is a mistake many of my enemies make. They think before they act. I act before I think."

"Frik: Handsome is as handsome does. What does that mean? I never really understood the phrase."

"King Arthur Pendragon: I don't know what I'll do or what I'll become. Only know what I am."

"Father Abbot: Faith is Supreme, of course. But love is even better."

"My sister was right about one thing. When we are forgotten, we cease to exist."

"It’s human to make mistakes Merlin, and part of you is human, the best part."

"Good king. Bad king. You judge too easily Merlin. You will learn."

"[to Queen Mab] You are so cold! If I would punch you in the heart I'd break my fist."

"You've been sliding down the ladder of success so quickly these last few years you must have got splinters in your backside."

"Magic has no power over the human heart."

"And you can tell Her Royal High and Mighty Queen Mab that magic or no magic, if she harms you in any way, I'll have her guts for my boot laces."

"[during her and Merlin's final duel] I'll show you how weak I am!"

"[ranting to Frik] I've totally given up on Merlin! I thought, perhaps, despite everything, he might come round in the end! [...] I wanted him to, so I fooled myself!"