"[in tie-in Pepsi commercial] Humans! Ha! You don't know your right from your left. An inferior species of primates. You don't even know what tastes good!"

"The young ones make wonderful pets! But be sure you get rid of it by puberty. The one thing you don't want in your house is a human teenager."

"How many times do I have to tell you? Wear your gloves when you handle humans!"

"All right, get 'em out and get 'em clean! Chop chop!"

"So you want to be human? Then wear their mark!"

"Is there a soul in there?"

"Everything in the human culture takes place below the waist."

"Extremism in defense of apes is no vice, Senator. Your ideas threaten our prosperity. The human problem cannot be solved by simply throwing money at it."

"The humans infest the provinces. They breed too quickly while we grow too soft in our affluence. Even now, they outnumber us, four to one."

"Living with your daughter, Senator, would age any ape quickly."

"This one looked at me."

"John Di Crosta - The Doctor"

"André Sogliuzzo - Sideswipe"

"Grey DeLisle - Arcee, Flareup,"

"Calvin Wimmer - Demolishor"

"Robert Foxworth - Ratchet"

"Jess Harnell - Ironhide"

"Tom Kenny - Skids, Wheelie"

"Reno Wilson - Mudflap"

"Charlie Adler - Starscream"

"Hugo Weaving - Soundwave, Devastator, Reed Manw:Grindor"

"Mark Ryan - Jetfire"

"Tony Todd - The Fallen"

"Frank Welker - Megatron"

"Peter Cullen - Optimus Prime"

"Matthew Marsden - SASF Agent Graham"

"Glenn Morshower - General Morshower"

"Isabel Lucas - Alice"

"Ramón Rodriguez - Leo Spitz"

"John Turturro - Seymour "Reggie" Simmons"

"Julie White - Judy Witwicky"

"Kevin Dunn - Ron Witwicky"

"Tyrese Gibson - USAF Chief Master Sergeant Robert Epps"

"Josh Duhamel - Major William Lennox"

"Megan Fox - Mikaela Banes"

"Shia LaBeouf - Sam Witwicky"

"This is blockbuster porn absent even the suggestion of care or concern for anything that might resemble "a point," save the obvious one to move more Hasbro action figures and animated-series DVD boxed sets."

"On every level this movie is as bankrupt as GM. [...] Transformers: The Revenge of The Fallen is beyond bad, it carves out its own category of godawfulness."

"The dialog of the Autobots®, Decepticons® and Otherbots® is meaningless word flap."

"He broke the law! With his own mouth, he broke the first law!"

"By a majority vote, the Commission finds no solid evidence for hostility by either ape towards the human race as is presently constituted in this Year of our Lord, 1973. The male's attitude is that of a deeply interested and well-disposed academician who studied the alleged future downfall of the human race with the true objectivity of a good historian. The female's case, however, is different in that she undoubtedly committed actions against the human race of a sort which, if they were to be committed today, would be called atrocities. But would they be so called in two thousand years' time when it is alleged that humans will have become dumb brutes with the restricted intelligence of animals? It has been pointed out that what apes will do to humans is no more than what humans are now doing to beasts. Nonetheless, the Commission is sympathetic to Dr. Hasslein's conviction that the progeny of these apes could, in centuries to come, prove an increasing threat to the human race and conceivably end by dominating it. This is a risk we dare not ignore. Therefore, the Commission unanimously recommends that the birth of the female ape's unborn child should be prevented. And that after its prenatal removal, both the male and the female should humanely be rendered incapable of bearing another. I now declare this Commission dissolved."

"You are asking me to risk imprisonment for the sake of two fugitive apes?! My answer is: a thousand times, yes!"

"Zira! I want that baby! If you won't give it to me, I'll shoot!"

"That's what I'm worried about. Later. Later, we'll do something about pollution. Later, we'll do something about the population explosion. Later, we'll do something about the nuclear war! We think we've got all the time in the world!! How much time has the world got?!! Somebody has to begin to care!"

"Mr. President, the people must be told that the killers of today could become the mass murderers of tomorrow!"

"Now they've killed. And for that, they must be killed. It has to be done and done quickly before we start a stone growing that'll gather enough poison moss to kill us all!"

"When we were in space, we saw a bright, white, blinding light. Then we saw the rim of the Earth melt. Then there was a tornado in the sky."

"It wasn't our war. It was the gorillas' war."

"(when asked if he can talk too) Only when she lets me!"

"Please, do not use the word "monkey"! It is offensive to us. As an archaeologist, I had access to history scrolls which were kept secret from the masses, and I suspect that the weapon which destroyed Earth was man's own invention! I do know this: one of the reasons for man's original downfall was your peculiar habit of murdering one another! Man destroys man. Apes do not destroy apes!"