"[about Rose and Chris hitting a deer on the way] You know what I say? I say one down, a couple hundred thousand to go. I don't mean to get on my high horse, but I'm telling you I do not like the fucking deer, I'm sick of it, they're taking over, they're like rats, they're destroying the ecosystem. I see a dead deer on the side of the road and I think to myself 'That's a fucking start.'"

"Look, look Chris, tell me this okay? How can I get in trouble for patting down an old lady? It's standard procedure. Gary just thinks that if an elderly bitch is fucking elderly, she can't hijack no motherfucking plane. [Chris laughs] See, wait, wait, now, I know you're fucking laughing. I'm serious, come on man. The next 9/11 is going to be on some geriatric shit."

"Bradley Whitford - Dean Armitage"

"Catherine Keener - Missy Armitage"

"Marcus Henderson - Walter"

"LaKeith Stanfield - Andre Hayworth / Logan King"

"Jeremy Piven - Steve Reeves"

"Gina Gershon - Whitney Gersh"

"Sydney Pollack - Dick Mellon"

"Vincent D'Onofrio - David Kahane"

"Dean Stockwell - Andy Civella"

"Dina Merrill - Celia"

"Whoopi Goldberg - Detective Avery"

"Peter Gallagher - Larry Levy"

"Brion James - Joel Levison"

"Richard E. Grant - Tom Oakley"

"Cynthia Stevenson - Bonnie Sherow"

"Everything you've heard is true!"

"In Hollywood, it's not who you know, it's who you kill."

"The Best Movie Ever Made!" - Griffin Mill"

"Now more than ever!"

"I like words and letters, but I'm not crazy about complete sentences."

"Malcolm McDowell: Griffin? Griffin! Hi, how are you? Listen: the next time you want to badmouth me, have the courage to do it to my face. You guys are all the same."

"Tim Robbins - Griffin Mill"

"Making movies can be murder."

"I was just thinking what an interesting concept it is to eliminate the writer from the artistic process. If we could just get rid of these actors and directors, maybe we've got something here."

"This is a red wine glass. Can I have my water in a water glass?"

"[after watching The Bicycle Thief] Great movie, huh? So refreshing to see something like this after all these... cop movies and, you know, things we do. Maybe we'll do a remake of this!"

"Can we talk about something other than Hollywood for a change? We're educated people."

"Greta Scacchi - June Gudmundsdottir"

"Lyle Lovett - Detective DeLongpre"

"Fred Ward - Walter Stuckel"

"Claire Benedek — Tim's mother"

"Sarah Scott Davis — Tanesha"

"John Davis Chandler — Henry"

"Kevin Connors — Tim"

"We Tried To Warn You. If You Don't Get It This Time We're Going To Have To Drill It Into Your Head!"

"Gloria Lynne Henry — Rocky"

"Angus Scrimm — The Tall Man"

"He's back... and this time he won't take no for an answer!"

"The tall man is back to prove once again "it's never over"..."

"Cindy Ambuehl — Edna"

"A. Michael Baldwin — Mike Pearson"

"Brooks Gardner — Rufus"

"Reggie Bannister — Reggie"

"Bill Thornbury — Jody Pearson"

"Cryogenics. All the mortuaries are into it now. These guys figure they'll wake up in a couple of hundred years with new bodies."

"It's been nice knowing you boys, but this kickin' zombie ass just ain't my gig."

"You are a dear, Flo. Bring me chicken soup... and a fucking straw."