Radio Personalities

"Oh! My proscenium is killing me!"

"He's prejudiced against the toothless."

"When it came right down to it, the reindeer would eat you."

"You knew I was a pornographer when I climbed on your back. - as Larry Flynt"

"I have a fresh muff."

"I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the news."

"This is discrimination against gay, nautically-themed cupcake mascots."

"I'm not mad at you I'm mad a the cheese-steak."

"The power of Christ compels you to parry."

"Don't spend another evening with the sex cantaloupe."

"Even Beyonce's booty can't save that."

"Food should not be origami."

"Oh no! He's got him in the deadly Egyptian burger!"

"It's revved for her pleasure."

"The baby is leaking!"

"I don't need to see Paxton's sack."

"Where I come from they're just 'fun bags.'"

"Famous people are delicious."

"Who is this man taking a crap in my bathroom!?"

"At what point do you shake it all about?"

"Clam jacket."

"Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?"

"Why do you think I always have a rubber glove?"

"You love the bidet more than me."

"We’ll eat your gum."

"If Harry's wearing his cloak of invisibility, I guarantee he's not planting his wand."

"I'm getting screwed today. Right in the mouth."

"Goodnight mom."

"Goodnight everybody!"

"If you want to happy for the rest of your life, make a crack-whore your wife."

"'Fetus in Uterus' I get."

"I'm a second-tier troll with powers to bewilder!"

"It smells funny, but it works."

"I am the Pharaoh's wife."

"I don't like to put the whole thing in my mouth."

"Check your balls!"

"I wish I could forget my panties."

"It's hard being a girl with nothing to thrust."

"Stick your snout in there."

"God bless my boobies."

"Well, you've got to point out a pony."

"Jane Seymour made my I.B.S act up. I had to leave the room."

"I don't like to eat in the dark."

"Eeewww... Sewer coon."

"He thought I was a hooker!"

"Hey, for many years I had nothing to thrust."

"I could be a prostitute!"

"I could be the bitch!"

"I left my muff in Park city."

"There's not enough Mason Adams jokes."