Radio Personalities

"I'm so goth I crap bats."

"When it came right down to it, the reindeer would eat you."

"He's prejudiced against the toothless."

"The power of Christ compels you to parry."

"Oh! I need Syphilis!"

"You knew I was a pornographer when I climbed on your back. - as Larry Flynt"

"Don't spend another evening with the sex cantaloupe."

"This is discrimination against gay, nautically-themed cupcake mascots."

"It smells funny, but it works."

"My proctologist has The Thumb of Doom too."

"Clam jacket."

"I'm a second-tier troll with powers to bewilder!"

"I'm not mad at you I'm mad a the cheese-steak."

"I don't need to see Paxton's sack."

"The baby is leaking!"

"Oh no! He's got him in the deadly Egyptian burger!"

"It's revved for her pleasure."

"You love the bidet more than me."

"Where I come from they're just 'fun bags.'"

"Even Beyonce's booty can't save that."

"Who is this man taking a crap in my bathroom!?"

"Why do you think I always have a rubber glove?"

"At what point do you shake it all about?"

"Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?"

"Food should not be origami."

"'Fetus in Uterus' I get."

"We’ll eat your gum."

"Famous people are delicious."

"If you want to happy for the rest of your life, make a crack-whore your wife."

"Goodnight everybody!"

"Goodnight mom."

"If Harry's wearing his cloak of invisibility, I guarantee he's not planting his wand."

"I'm getting screwed today. Right in the mouth."

"God bless my boobies."

"Check your balls!"

"Stick your snout in there."

"I am the Pharaoh's wife."

"Eeewww... Sewer coon."

"Hey, for many years I had nothing to thrust."

"I don't like to put the whole thing in my mouth."

"It's hard being a girl with nothing to thrust."

"I could be a prostitute!"

"I don't like to eat in the dark."

"He thought I was a hooker!"

"Well, you've got to point out a pony."

"Jane Seymour made my I.B.S act up. I had to leave the room."

"I wish I could forget my panties."

"Nothing bad ever happens if you don't do anything."

"There's not enough Mason Adams jokes."

"We look just like meat!"