"Alright men, now here's the play we're gonna use. I don't think the guards know this formation. It's called 'incidental punishment after the ball is blown dead.' Remember, any man you tackle gets an elbow, knee, or kick in the mouth."

"Michael Conrad - Nate Scarboro"

"First Down...And Ten Years To Go."

"James Hampton - Caretaker"

"The most important thing to remember is: to protect your quarterback - ME!"

"Harry Caesar - Granville"

"John Steadman - Pop"

"Peter King as Himself"

"Courteney Cox as Lena (uncredited)"

"Dan Patrick as Police Officer"

"Adam Schefter as Himself"

"Lauren Sanchez as Herself"

"Patrick Bristow as Walt"

"Bill Romanowski as Guard Lambert"

"Cloris Leachman as Lynette Grey"

"Allen Covert as Referee"

"Conrad Goode as Guard Webster"

"Steve Austin as Guard Dunham"

"Brian Bosworth as Guard Garner"

"Jim Rome as Himself"

"Michael Papajohn as Guard Papajohn"

"Kevin Nash as Sgt. Engleheart"

"Chris Berman as Himself"

"Tracy Morgan as Miss Tucker"

"James Cromwell as Warden Rudolph Hazen"

"William Fichtner as Cpt. Wilhem Knauer"

"Steve Reevis as "Baby Face" Bob Rainwater"

"Eddie Bunker as Doc "Skitchy" Rivers"

"Nicholas Turturro as Brucie"

"Dalip Singh as Turley"

"Lobo Sebastian as Torres"

"Bob Sapp as Switowski"

"Michael Irvin as Deacon Moss"

"Bill Goldberg as Joey "Battle" Battaglio"

"Joey Diaz as Big Tony"

"Terry Crews as "Cheeseburger" Eddy"

"Adam Sandler as Paul "Wrecking" Crewe"

"Chris Rock as James "Caretaker" Farrell"

"Burt Reynolds as Coach Nate Scarborough"

"If you can't get out, get even."

"Nelly as Earl Megget"

"Rob Schneider as Plunky"

"David Patrick Kelly as Unger"

"Holt McCallany - Junior"

"Peter Guinness - Gregor"

"On the face of it, Alien 3 should have been a pretty great movie. The first two films from the franchise were spectacular; it had a director at its helm that would go on to be one of the best of the modern era, it was written by the legendary Walter Hill, and it was packed to the brim with stellar acting talent. But in the end it was just downright turgid."