Philosophy Films

"Caterine Vauban: It is inevitable to be drawn back into human drama."

"Caterine Vauban: It's painful enough to feel sad, but on top of it... to feel embarrassed for feeling, that's the killer!"

"Do you love me? Even in my bonnet?"

"There's glass between us"

"[emotionless] These are the best tops around. Last time, last year - not so good. [suddenly fervent] But now, this is the truth!"

"Shania Twain — Herself"

"Isabelle Huppert — Caterine Vauban"

"Lily Tomlin — Vivian Jaffe"

"Dustin Hoffman — Bernard Jaffe"

"Naomi Watts — Dawn Campbell"

"Jude Law — Brad Stand"

"Mark Wahlberg — Tommy Corn"

"Jason Schwartzman — Albert Markovski"

"Mrs. Silver: God, what are you, a bitch? You're a bitch! How many kids do you have, bitch?"

"Vivian Jaffe: Come, join us for mancala hour. Arriba!"

"Shania Twain: I eat Tofu Tuna, Brad!"

"How come we only ask ourselves the really big questions when something bad happens?"

"[after being hit in the face with a rubber ball] Awesome! Can we do the ball thing everyday?"

"Aaah, here he comes! The man poet who banged France's Dark Lady of Philosophy! The parking lot crusader of truth who turned his back on his Other like a cold-blooded gangsta."

"Why are you guys wasting all of your time fighting each other? I mean, come on, seriously. Put the egos aside for a second, guys, please. Deal with the issues, okay. We have a deadly petroleum situation, not to mention cystic f-- SHUT UP! SHUT! -- Cystic Fibrosis, civil war in Africa, toxic fish. You have children in your own community who are going to prison. Father Flavin doesn't have the money to help them! Ma'am, listen to me!"

"Honestly, I have no idea what you guys are talking about. I thought we were talking about petroleum."