People From Illinois

"I’m in love with your pretense like you’re in love with mine."

"Anything worth doing can be done by someone else."

"My thoughts hold my mind together."

"Every river is looking for an ocean."

"If it’s good enough for the cosmos, it’s good enough for humankind."

"The revolution will go unnoticed."

"You’re only young forever."

"Nothing is normal until you get used to it."

"I don’t love myself; I have other people do that for me."

"I’ll stay awake while reason sleeps."

"Only the dead find peace, only the living desire it."

"The longest journey ends where apathy begins."

"Memories have their own way with the past."

"A skeleton in the closet saves on a grave."

"Money is the root of all motivation."

"I would talk to myself but I’m not a good listener."

"You are the dreams of your ancestors."

"We are the new they."

"Animals are never naked."

"You may know you’re going to die, but you won’t know you’re dead."

"Oncoming traffic appears closer in the rearview mirror."

"It takes a different kind of courage to be a coward."

"I may be shallow, but my thoughts are deep."

"Evolution’s the gift that keeps on giving."

"Our existence is nearly a biological impossibility."

"It’s not God I fear but the woman who bore him."

"I believe my best guesses."

"Last place gets to stay in the race longer."

"An army of one answers to none."

"If the folks back home could see me now, they’d know the surveillance system works."

"The water I breathe would drown the more evolved."

"Nothing’s a mistake until you make it."

"The heart’s desire is expressed in blood."

"No one should possess more than they can hold in their heart."

"Nothing is true until someone believes."

"Madness is the genius’ substitute for stupidity."

"The first thing on my to-do list is to make a to-do list."

"The inevitable only exists through lack of intervention."

"Some days you can’t see the forest for the fire."

"The trivial travels faster than the profound."

"Every teardrop returns to a cloud."

"Tomorrow’s the future’s yesterday"

"The only thing I would do different is more of the same."

"I believe my own imagination."

"I only speak to drown out my thoughts."

"You can’t remember what you never forgot."

"A shadow never sees the sun."

"We are the offspring of extinct imagination."

"Good things come to those with bait."

"If you got everything you wanted there would be nothing left for anyone else."